btw, this chapter's kinda lame. didn't have much time for it. :) oh. and Alex, please don't be offended. :P
One moment Alex was observing Kevin's machine, and the next - well, he doesn't really know what happened. The machine started vibrating, and then the lights started turning on...kinda like the wave. Sorry, we were learning about wave mechanics the time I wrote this. :P
"Um, Kevin?" Alex called. "What's happening?!" But Kevin was too caught up in his daydreams to hear him.
Alex frantically tried to climb out, but climbing OUT of a machine wasn't as easy as jumping IN. All the time he was yelling Kevin's name, who was very happily ignoring Alex.
Now the lights were shining ACROSS the machine, and...wait...Alex squinted. Were they going THROUGH him? The lines all crisscrosssed, and met at one center point - Alex.
Alex was mesmerized. He felt like...a god (as in Greek). But not just any god. He was...Alex the Sexiest God. Of Sexyness. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING HE WOULD TOTALLY SAY?! XD
Then he felt a burning sensation LOL. SO PERVERTED. going up his body. It hurt like he**. Alex couldn't speak for a moment, and then:
"OHMYGAWD. I'M A BURNING SEXY GOD!!" lol, sorry guys. watched a funny tv show, too. i'm so easily distracted.. Then the voltage from the lights became too much, and Alex blacked out.
"ALEX?! OMG, I just killed someone!!" Kevin was so excited about almost killing Alex that when Alex woke up, he didn't see the change in his eyes. The transformation was complete.
"Alex, are you ok?!" Kevin reached to help Alex up.
"Oh, gross! Ok, don't touch me. I'm too hot for you, anyways." BTW, for some reason, this reminds me of Joseph. I don't know why. It just does. XP
"Um...ok. Well, sorree Alex! I didn't mean to leave you there in the machine!! You're so vulnerable!!" Isn't that so realistic? Kevin would totally say that. :P sorry, kevin.
"Shaddup, Kevin. How DARE you talk to me me like that?! Especially when I've so gratefully let you work for me and my prettyness?!"
"Alex, did you hit your head?"
"No. My head has been perfectly cushioned. Why?"
Kevin was reluctant to answer. Alex had OBVIOUSLY gone crazy, and it was all his fault.
"Kevin. I see what's wrong with you. You haven't transformed yet. :P"
"Alex...there's nothing wrong with ME. You-"
"No. I DON'T want to hear it. Get in the machine!"
"Um, ok, Alex. What are you gonna do?" Kevin asked, as he climbed in.
"Oh, nothin," he replied, as he crossed the wires.
Kevin blacked out, too. :P
sorry, guys. I know this chapter was lame. I was gonna add more, but then I got lazy and tired. And my parents got pissed at me, and then to punish me, they said I had to study my calculator. And they called me stupid and said that I'd better not turn bad and get pregnant. or somthing.
Gawd, life sucks. But thanks for reading :) I'm gonna start Chapter 5, and I promise it'll be better than this one.
VOTE! COMMENT! thanks.
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Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 3
heey guys! how do you like it so far? anyways, this chapter has only kevin and alex in it. sorry, guys! but it's where kevin and alex mess up the machine. :) happy reading!
The first thing Kevin did after entering his room was throwing his stuff down, and then racing to the IT Storage Room. He wanted to see his machine. LOL, THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD.
Kevin was the only person who went to nerd camp last year. He bonded with (as in bribed) the teacher with some gizmo he had on hand, and the teacher gave him the code into the IT Storage Room. It's only supposed to be for Authorized Personnel, since there were many dangerous inventions that didn't work properly in there, but....hey, this was Kevin. He didn't care! (The teacher didn't, either. One more kid gotten rid of!)
Last summer, Kevin found a cylinder/coffin/canoe-ish ALL C'S!!! am i supposed to use an apostrophe for this michelle?! :P thing and he spent a lot of time tricking it up. With just a few finishing touches, it might actually work.
There was a large crash outside. "SHI-iiiiaaatzu," someone said outside. lol. the result of suppressed cussing...
"Alex?!" Kevin called. "Is that you cussing (not really) out there?"
"Yeah. Where are you?"
"Wait, I'll let you in." Kevin opened the door, a bit too fast, and knocked Alex over. AGH! SORRY! But...I had to do it! (lol, my all time excuse. :P but seriously, sorry, alex.)
"WHAT IS THE FU-uuuuggddding problem with everyone today?! Notice he said "everyone", not "me". lol, the vainness of azns... Why does the door open OUT?! Why is there a chair in front of the door?!"
"Um. The chair's there because we're not supposed to be here, and the door opens out because you need a code to get in..." Kevin eyed Alex nervously. "Are you ok? Did you like, get sick with Swine Flu or something? 'Cause maybe your size...your immune system..." SORRY ALEX! PLEASE DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU!!!D:
"SHADDUP. I did NOT get sick!"
"Oh. Sorry..."
"By the way, what's up with this boat?"
Kevin started eagerly. "I found that last year. It's supposed to turn whatever you put into it into water. So if you're like, in the desert, or something, you can drink the sand! :D"
"Um, Kevin? That thing takes like, 2 super macho men to carry. I don't think dehydrated dying people in the desert are going to be lugging that with them."
Kevin's eyebrow started twitching. "I KNOW that, Alex. I'll work on a smaller version once I see if it works. EVERYONE knows that smaller versions take longer to be exact." hey, is that true?
Alex looked hurt. "Ok, then. Well, does it work?"
"It should," Kevin muttered. He grabbed a wooden block and placed it in the machine. Then he flicked a switch on the side.
The waited in an awkward silence.
"Um, I don't think-"
"AARGH!" Kevin started pulling at his messy hair. "What did I do wrong?!" Sorry, Kevin..but i thought that's what you would do. :P
Kevin went to investigate while Alex stepped inside the machine. taking a look around, he saw that there were many little lights on the interior side.
"Oh, haha," Kevin said. "I forgot to cross these wires." Then the machine came to life. The lights blinked on one by one, and they projected beams across the machine. It reminded Kevin of the time Joseph threw skittles at people behind him. It was beautiful! Remember that, guys? at michelle's bday party? :P
And he was going to be rich! He'd be as famous as Einstein, of George Washing Carver! The guy who invented...peanut butter! And he'd be like Michael Jackson! Except he'd be the King of Technology, or something, and he wouldn't have plastic surgery, or eat medications, or die early! BTW, that was my tribute to the King of Pop. :D And then all the girls will want him! It's a dream come true! LOL, SORRY KEVIN! BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT LIKE, INVENTORS THINK OF. RIGHT?! NOT THAT YOU WOULD...BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SORRY! D:
But there was just one problem: Alex was still in it.
Ok, thanks for reading! When everyone gets abducted, the funny stuff will begin! So for now, just read, and comment and vote! :D Thanks! (Btw, sorry for all the hurt feelings, if there are any.)
The first thing Kevin did after entering his room was throwing his stuff down, and then racing to the IT Storage Room. He wanted to see his machine. LOL, THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD.
Kevin was the only person who went to nerd camp last year. He bonded with (as in bribed) the teacher with some gizmo he had on hand, and the teacher gave him the code into the IT Storage Room. It's only supposed to be for Authorized Personnel, since there were many dangerous inventions that didn't work properly in there, but....hey, this was Kevin. He didn't care! (The teacher didn't, either. One more kid gotten rid of!)
Last summer, Kevin found a cylinder/coffin/canoe-ish ALL C'S!!! am i supposed to use an apostrophe for this michelle?! :P thing and he spent a lot of time tricking it up. With just a few finishing touches, it might actually work.
There was a large crash outside. "SHI-iiiiaaatzu," someone said outside. lol. the result of suppressed cussing...
"Alex?!" Kevin called. "Is that you cussing (not really) out there?"
"Yeah. Where are you?"
"Wait, I'll let you in." Kevin opened the door, a bit too fast, and knocked Alex over. AGH! SORRY! But...I had to do it! (lol, my all time excuse. :P but seriously, sorry, alex.)
"WHAT IS THE FU-uuuuggddding problem with everyone today?! Notice he said "everyone", not "me". lol, the vainness of azns... Why does the door open OUT?! Why is there a chair in front of the door?!"
"Um. The chair's there because we're not supposed to be here, and the door opens out because you need a code to get in..." Kevin eyed Alex nervously. "Are you ok? Did you like, get sick with Swine Flu or something? 'Cause maybe your size...your immune system..." SORRY ALEX! PLEASE DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU!!!D:
"SHADDUP. I did NOT get sick!"
"Oh. Sorry..."
"By the way, what's up with this boat?"
Kevin started eagerly. "I found that last year. It's supposed to turn whatever you put into it into water. So if you're like, in the desert, or something, you can drink the sand! :D"
"Um, Kevin? That thing takes like, 2 super macho men to carry. I don't think dehydrated dying people in the desert are going to be lugging that with them."
Kevin's eyebrow started twitching. "I KNOW that, Alex. I'll work on a smaller version once I see if it works. EVERYONE knows that smaller versions take longer to be exact." hey, is that true?
Alex looked hurt. "Ok, then. Well, does it work?"
"It should," Kevin muttered. He grabbed a wooden block and placed it in the machine. Then he flicked a switch on the side.
The waited in an awkward silence.
"Um, I don't think-"
"AARGH!" Kevin started pulling at his messy hair. "What did I do wrong?!" Sorry, Kevin..but i thought that's what you would do. :P
Kevin went to investigate while Alex stepped inside the machine. taking a look around, he saw that there were many little lights on the interior side.
"Oh, haha," Kevin said. "I forgot to cross these wires." Then the machine came to life. The lights blinked on one by one, and they projected beams across the machine. It reminded Kevin of the time Joseph threw skittles at people behind him. It was beautiful! Remember that, guys? at michelle's bday party? :P
And he was going to be rich! He'd be as famous as Einstein, of George Washing Carver! The guy who invented...peanut butter! And he'd be like Michael Jackson! Except he'd be the King of Technology, or something, and he wouldn't have plastic surgery, or eat medications, or die early! BTW, that was my tribute to the King of Pop. :D And then all the girls will want him! It's a dream come true! LOL, SORRY KEVIN! BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT LIKE, INVENTORS THINK OF. RIGHT?! NOT THAT YOU WOULD...BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SORRY! D:
But there was just one problem: Alex was still in it.
Ok, thanks for reading! When everyone gets abducted, the funny stuff will begin! So for now, just read, and comment and vote! :D Thanks! (Btw, sorry for all the hurt feelings, if there are any.)
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