Just Venting.

hi guys. :) Your awesome buddy here!

So...it's like, been a month and a half into the school year, and Halloween's coming up soon! :) I took a quiz on facebook, and it said that for Halloween, I should be a scarecrow. I can't believe I've never thought of that before! :D But it looked all slutty.

Anyways, I think we should all plan something and go trick or treating together. :3 wouldn't that be so fun?!

Ahh....but that's not really the reason I'm venting. This month I have a bunch of birthday parties, and my parents are all pissed at me. I asked them if I could go to church like, once or twice, and they blew up and was all like: "IT'S ONLY YOU AND YOUR LITTLE NUMBER OF FRIENDS. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME MORE WHITE FRIENDS?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM?! THIS IS AMERICA, NOT CHINA. EVERYONE'S RACIST AGAINST US HERE, SO YOU NEEDA WORK TEN TIMES HARDER JUST TO WORK UNDER THEM."

that was my mom.

And then they were all: "YOU'RE STARTING TO GET ALL DISTRACTED. YOUR FRIENDS ARE HAVING A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU. STOP HANGING OUT WITH BOYS. LOOK AT ___. SHE GOT TO DUKE. AND THEN THIS GIRL, ____WENT TO UT AUSTIN. AND THIS GIRL WENT TO RICE. THEIR PARENTS WERE VERY STRICT WITH THEM, AND NOW THEY'RE AT ALL THE GOOD COLLEGES. WHAT ABOUT YOU?! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?! ARE YOU GOING TO GO BEG ON THE STREETS?!"

and then my dad was all: "LOOK AT HOW STUPID YOU ARE! I DID WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN MATH IN 6TH GRADE! I USED TO COOK FOR MY PARENTS. AND DON'T TURN ON THE RADIO. ALL THAT JUNK MAKES MY HEAD HURT."

that was kinda random. but they're always pissed at me.

"WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY BIRTHDAY PARTIES THIS MONTH?!"

"um..I have friends."

"IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME FRIENDS. MAKE NEWER ONES. WE NEED TO BE MORE STRICT WITH YOU."

(BTW, this was all said in Chinese, and I shortened it. It went on for like, half an hour.)

But I mean SERIOUSLY! MORE STRICT WITH ME?!?!?!?! I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BIKE TO SCHOOL, AND NOW THEY'RE LIMITING MY FRIENDS!!! I CAN'T TEXT, I BARELY GET ON GMAIL, I TRY MY BEST IN SCHOOL, AND THEY'RE STILL NOT SATISFIED!!!

I barely even have a life, and they're still trying to take it away from me.

SHEESEEEESH. I WANNA CUSS SO BADLY RIGHT NOW, BUT THIS IS PUBLIC INTERNET.

ah, what the hell. who fuckin cares. and i'm sorry, michelle. i know you're like, the ideal christian, and i'm not supposed to cuss, and i'm supposed to be all holy and whatnot, and like, pray, and let God wash away all my sins.

BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT, OK?! IF I WAS THE IDEAL PERFECT CHRISTIAN THAT GOD WANTS, I'D BE LIKE GAHNDI. AND GET MURDERED. OR ABE LINCOLN. AND GET MURDERED. sorry, Lord, but I'm not in a good mood right now. ill apologize later.

For those of you that don't know me, you're probably finding this really amusing, and probably are wondering if I take anger management classes. The answer to that is no. Because if i did, i'd fail. Which would get me killed by parents. 'cause azns don't fail, apparently. It's in our blood.

gaaah. ok, I feel a bit better now. Anyways, if you're having second thoughts about being friends with me, it's ok. I'm gonna MOVE ANYWAYS.

'CAUSE MY PARENTS WANT A BIGGER HOUSE. AND A CHEAPER ONE. AND THEY WANT ME TO MAKE NEW AND WHITE FRIENDS. SO I HAVTA MOVE. Even though i still getta go to the same high school...

But I just think it's really stupid how they never see my point of view. I highly doubt that they were all perfect when they were my age. And it's not like I'm the one that has a bad attitude. they're probably causing most of it. especially with all the STRESS GOING AROUND ME!!

gawd. this sucks. and i reaaaallly wanna go to church.
sigh. i wonder how i'll end up when i grow up. for all i know, i might die tomorrow.
but anyways, thanks for ...visiting the blog. :]

UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 4

btw, this chapter's kinda lame. didn't have much time for it. :) oh. and Alex, please don't be offended. :P

One moment Alex was observing Kevin's machine, and the next - well, he doesn't really know what happened. The machine started vibrating, and then the lights started turning on...kinda like the wave. Sorry, we were learning about wave mechanics the time I wrote this. :P

"Um, Kevin?" Alex called. "What's happening?!" But Kevin was too caught up in his daydreams to hear him.

Alex frantically tried to climb out, but climbing OUT of a machine wasn't as easy as jumping IN. All the time he was yelling Kevin's name, who was very happily ignoring Alex.

Now the lights were shining ACROSS the machine, and...wait...Alex squinted. Were they going THROUGH him? The lines all crisscrosssed, and met at one center point - Alex.

Alex was mesmerized. He felt like...a god (as in Greek). But not just any god. He was...Alex the Sexiest God. Of Sexyness. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING HE WOULD TOTALLY SAY?! XD

Then he felt a burning sensation LOL. SO PERVERTED. going up his body. It hurt like he**. Alex couldn't speak for a moment, and then:

"OHMYGAWD. I'M A BURNING SEXY GOD!!" lol, sorry guys. watched a funny tv show, too. i'm so easily distracted.. Then the voltage from the lights became too much, and Alex blacked out.


"ALEX?! OMG, I just killed someone!!" Kevin was so excited about almost killing Alex that when Alex woke up, he didn't see the change in his eyes. The transformation was complete.

"Alex, are you ok?!" Kevin reached to help Alex up.

"Oh, gross! Ok, don't touch me. I'm too hot for you, anyways." BTW, for some reason, this reminds me of Joseph. I don't know why. It just does. XP

"Um...ok. Well, sorree Alex! I didn't mean to leave you there in the machine!! You're so vulnerable!!" Isn't that so realistic? Kevin would totally say that. :P sorry, kevin.

"Shaddup, Kevin. How DARE you talk to me me like that?! Especially when I've so gratefully let you work for me and my prettyness?!"

"Alex, did you hit your head?"

"No. My head has been perfectly cushioned. Why?"

Kevin was reluctant to answer. Alex had OBVIOUSLY gone crazy, and it was all his fault.

"Kevin. I see what's wrong with you. You haven't transformed yet. :P"

"Alex...there's nothing wrong with ME. You-"

"No. I DON'T want to hear it. Get in the machine!"

"Um, ok, Alex. What are you gonna do?" Kevin asked, as he climbed in.

"Oh, nothin," he replied, as he crossed the wires.

Kevin blacked out, too. :P

sorry, guys. I know this chapter was lame. I was gonna add more, but then I got lazy and tired. And my parents got pissed at me, and then to punish me, they said I had to study my calculator. And they called me stupid and said that I'd better not turn bad and get pregnant. or somthing.

Gawd, life sucks. But thanks for reading :) I'm gonna start Chapter 5, and I promise it'll be better than this one.
VOTE! COMMENT! thanks.

To Gary's Dad.. (i would put your real name, but that'd be awkward for me..)/Mr. Guo

Hi guys. Tomorrow Gary's dad is leaving, and I just wanted to tell him good luck on his new job, and...that...OMG.

I HAD A SUDDEN EPIPHANY.

DOESN'T GARY'S DAD LEAVING TO CHINA REMIND YOU OF THE PILGRIMS ON THE MAYFLOWER?! Like, how they sailed (or in this case, flew) to a "new land"...and they had to start a NEW LIFE. In order to....escape high taxes? lol. I dunno.

But anyways, I wish him luck there, and I wish Gary and his family luck, too. It would be really hard for me if my dad was leaving for China, and I had to stay here. Which I would, of course. I don't think I'd go with him and leave all my friends....

Anyways. I hope they have good luck in the future, and their family bond or whatever stays strong, and if they need any help, I'll try to give them some. :)

Oh. and Chapter 4's coming SOON! I PROMISE! :p

HI GUYS!!

OMG, I HAVEN'T POSTED SOMETHING IN SUCH A LONG TIME!! >.<>.<>.<

ABOUT ABOVE ACROSS AFTER AGAINST ALONG AMONG AROUND AT BEFORE BEHIND BELOW BENEATH BESIDE BETWEEN BEYOND BUT BY.

XDDDD

Also, I made Facebook! :D Though I'm still not quite sure how to use it,...and I'm not addicted yet, but that's ok. :) I needa introduce myself to NEW THINGS! :D

So....how's your life? Be sure to leave a comment! :D

And what now? I forgot what to talk about. Like, I had this whole list, but then I ate food, and it like....washed away. :P

I needa go buy some namebrand clothes..that mall thing with Michelle and Yanan was SO FUN, but I should've bought those jeans. :) I don't know how people wear them all the time, though. Doesn't it make them feel hot? (Like, warm. Not in that other way. :P)

Oh yeah! And Gary's sick! :( I hope you feel better Gary! :D See ya in school tomorrow, I think!!

aaahhh no one reads my blog...

I'm gonna go for now. Chapter 4's coming soon! :) And I'll have some new polls out and such. :) Thanks for reading if you did, and please leave a comment! :D

UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 3

heey guys! how do you like it so far? anyways, this chapter has only kevin and alex in it. sorry, guys! but it's where kevin and alex mess up the machine. :) happy reading!

The first thing Kevin did after entering his room was throwing his stuff down, and then racing to the IT Storage Room. He wanted to see his machine. LOL, THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD.

Kevin was the only person who went to nerd camp last year. He bonded with (as in bribed) the teacher with some gizmo he had on hand, and the teacher gave him the code into the IT Storage Room. It's only supposed to be for Authorized Personnel, since there were many dangerous inventions that didn't work properly in there, but....hey, this was Kevin. He didn't care! (The teacher didn't, either. One more kid gotten rid of!)

Last summer, Kevin found a cylinder/coffin/canoe-ish ALL C'S!!! am i supposed to use an apostrophe for this michelle?! :P thing and he spent a lot of time tricking it up. With just a few finishing touches, it might actually work.

There was a large crash outside. "SHI-iiiiaaatzu," someone said outside. lol. the result of suppressed cussing...

"Alex?!" Kevin called. "Is that you cussing (not really) out there?"

"Yeah. Where are you?"

"Wait, I'll let you in." Kevin opened the door, a bit too fast, and knocked Alex over. AGH! SORRY! But...I had to do it! (lol, my all time excuse. :P but seriously, sorry, alex.)

"WHAT IS THE FU-uuuuggddding problem with everyone today?! Notice he said "everyone", not "me". lol, the vainness of azns... Why does the door open OUT?! Why is there a chair in front of the door?!"

"Um. The chair's there because we're not supposed to be here, and the door opens out because you need a code to get in..." Kevin eyed Alex nervously. "Are you ok? Did you like, get sick with Swine Flu or something? 'Cause maybe your size...your immune system..." SORRY ALEX! PLEASE DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU!!!D:

"SHADDUP. I did NOT get sick!"

"Oh. Sorry..."

"By the way, what's up with this boat?"

Kevin started eagerly. "I found that last year. It's supposed to turn whatever you put into it into water. So if you're like, in the desert, or something, you can drink the sand! :D"

"Um, Kevin? That thing takes like, 2 super macho men to carry. I don't think dehydrated dying people in the desert are going to be lugging that with them."

Kevin's eyebrow started twitching. "I KNOW that, Alex. I'll work on a smaller version once I see if it works. EVERYONE knows that smaller versions take longer to be exact." hey, is that true?

Alex looked hurt. "Ok, then. Well, does it work?"

"It should," Kevin muttered. He grabbed a wooden block and placed it in the machine. Then he flicked a switch on the side.

The waited in an awkward silence.

"Um, I don't think-"

"AARGH!" Kevin started pulling at his messy hair. "What did I do wrong?!" Sorry, Kevin..but i thought that's what you would do. :P

Kevin went to investigate while Alex stepped inside the machine. taking a look around, he saw that there were many little lights on the interior side.

"Oh, haha," Kevin said. "I forgot to cross these wires." Then the machine came to life. The lights blinked on one by one, and they projected beams across the machine. It reminded Kevin of the time Joseph threw skittles at people behind him. It was beautiful! Remember that, guys? at michelle's bday party? :P

And he was going to be rich! He'd be as famous as Einstein, of George Washing Carver! The guy who invented...peanut butter! And he'd be like Michael Jackson! Except he'd be the King of Technology, or something, and he wouldn't have plastic surgery, or eat medications, or die early! BTW, that was my tribute to the King of Pop. :D And then all the girls will want him! It's a dream come true! LOL, SORRY KEVIN! BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT LIKE, INVENTORS THINK OF. RIGHT?! NOT THAT YOU WOULD...BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SORRY! D:

But there was just one problem: Alex was still in it.

Ok, thanks for reading! When everyone gets abducted, the funny stuff will begin! So for now, just read, and comment and vote! :D Thanks! (Btw, sorry for all the hurt feelings, if there are any.)