To Gary's Dad.. (i would put your real name, but that'd be awkward for me..)/Mr. Guo

Hi guys. Tomorrow Gary's dad is leaving, and I just wanted to tell him good luck on his new job, and...that...OMG.

I HAD A SUDDEN EPIPHANY.

DOESN'T GARY'S DAD LEAVING TO CHINA REMIND YOU OF THE PILGRIMS ON THE MAYFLOWER?! Like, how they sailed (or in this case, flew) to a "new land"...and they had to start a NEW LIFE. In order to....escape high taxes? lol. I dunno.

But anyways, I wish him luck there, and I wish Gary and his family luck, too. It would be really hard for me if my dad was leaving for China, and I had to stay here. Which I would, of course. I don't think I'd go with him and leave all my friends....

Anyways. I hope they have good luck in the future, and their family bond or whatever stays strong, and if they need any help, I'll try to give them some. :)

Oh. and Chapter 4's coming SOON! I PROMISE! :p

HI GUYS!!

OMG, I HAVEN'T POSTED SOMETHING IN SUCH A LONG TIME!! >.<>.<>.<

ABOUT ABOVE ACROSS AFTER AGAINST ALONG AMONG AROUND AT BEFORE BEHIND BELOW BENEATH BESIDE BETWEEN BEYOND BUT BY.

XDDDD

Also, I made Facebook! :D Though I'm still not quite sure how to use it,...and I'm not addicted yet, but that's ok. :) I needa introduce myself to NEW THINGS! :D

So....how's your life? Be sure to leave a comment! :D

And what now? I forgot what to talk about. Like, I had this whole list, but then I ate food, and it like....washed away. :P

I needa go buy some namebrand clothes..that mall thing with Michelle and Yanan was SO FUN, but I should've bought those jeans. :) I don't know how people wear them all the time, though. Doesn't it make them feel hot? (Like, warm. Not in that other way. :P)

Oh yeah! And Gary's sick! :( I hope you feel better Gary! :D See ya in school tomorrow, I think!!

aaahhh no one reads my blog...

I'm gonna go for now. Chapter 4's coming soon! :) And I'll have some new polls out and such. :) Thanks for reading if you did, and please leave a comment! :D

UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 3

heey guys! how do you like it so far? anyways, this chapter has only kevin and alex in it. sorry, guys! but it's where kevin and alex mess up the machine. :) happy reading!

The first thing Kevin did after entering his room was throwing his stuff down, and then racing to the IT Storage Room. He wanted to see his machine. LOL, THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD.

Kevin was the only person who went to nerd camp last year. He bonded with (as in bribed) the teacher with some gizmo he had on hand, and the teacher gave him the code into the IT Storage Room. It's only supposed to be for Authorized Personnel, since there were many dangerous inventions that didn't work properly in there, but....hey, this was Kevin. He didn't care! (The teacher didn't, either. One more kid gotten rid of!)

Last summer, Kevin found a cylinder/coffin/canoe-ish ALL C'S!!! am i supposed to use an apostrophe for this michelle?! :P thing and he spent a lot of time tricking it up. With just a few finishing touches, it might actually work.

There was a large crash outside. "SHI-iiiiaaatzu," someone said outside. lol. the result of suppressed cussing...

"Alex?!" Kevin called. "Is that you cussing (not really) out there?"

"Yeah. Where are you?"

"Wait, I'll let you in." Kevin opened the door, a bit too fast, and knocked Alex over. AGH! SORRY! But...I had to do it! (lol, my all time excuse. :P but seriously, sorry, alex.)

"WHAT IS THE FU-uuuuggddding problem with everyone today?! Notice he said "everyone", not "me". lol, the vainness of azns... Why does the door open OUT?! Why is there a chair in front of the door?!"

"Um. The chair's there because we're not supposed to be here, and the door opens out because you need a code to get in..." Kevin eyed Alex nervously. "Are you ok? Did you like, get sick with Swine Flu or something? 'Cause maybe your size...your immune system..." SORRY ALEX! PLEASE DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU!!!D:

"SHADDUP. I did NOT get sick!"

"Oh. Sorry..."

"By the way, what's up with this boat?"

Kevin started eagerly. "I found that last year. It's supposed to turn whatever you put into it into water. So if you're like, in the desert, or something, you can drink the sand! :D"

"Um, Kevin? That thing takes like, 2 super macho men to carry. I don't think dehydrated dying people in the desert are going to be lugging that with them."

Kevin's eyebrow started twitching. "I KNOW that, Alex. I'll work on a smaller version once I see if it works. EVERYONE knows that smaller versions take longer to be exact." hey, is that true?

Alex looked hurt. "Ok, then. Well, does it work?"

"It should," Kevin muttered. He grabbed a wooden block and placed it in the machine. Then he flicked a switch on the side.

The waited in an awkward silence.

"Um, I don't think-"

"AARGH!" Kevin started pulling at his messy hair. "What did I do wrong?!" Sorry, Kevin..but i thought that's what you would do. :P

Kevin went to investigate while Alex stepped inside the machine. taking a look around, he saw that there were many little lights on the interior side.

"Oh, haha," Kevin said. "I forgot to cross these wires." Then the machine came to life. The lights blinked on one by one, and they projected beams across the machine. It reminded Kevin of the time Joseph threw skittles at people behind him. It was beautiful! Remember that, guys? at michelle's bday party? :P

And he was going to be rich! He'd be as famous as Einstein, of George Washing Carver! The guy who invented...peanut butter! And he'd be like Michael Jackson! Except he'd be the King of Technology, or something, and he wouldn't have plastic surgery, or eat medications, or die early! BTW, that was my tribute to the King of Pop. :D And then all the girls will want him! It's a dream come true! LOL, SORRY KEVIN! BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT LIKE, INVENTORS THINK OF. RIGHT?! NOT THAT YOU WOULD...BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SORRY! D:

But there was just one problem: Alex was still in it.

Ok, thanks for reading! When everyone gets abducted, the funny stuff will begin! So for now, just read, and comment and vote! :D Thanks! (Btw, sorry for all the hurt feelings, if there are any.)

UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 2

hi guys! hoped you like chapter 1! and alex, im still italicizing. :P this is where i describe everyone.

There was a moment of silent confusion as random people woke up others around them, and then people started pushing and shoving. I never knew Asians could be so violent.

Anyways, Joseph stumbled out first, his glasses crooked, wearing yellow basketball shorts, a cap, sneakers, and a t-shirt. Plus a drawstring bag and one of those big watches that are all fancy (no clue why he wears that...they're not even waterproof). LOL, michelle, remember those shorts? :D SORRY JOSEPH, IF YOU LOVE YOUR WATCH.

Michelle tripped out after this other guy, and crashed into him. (She's kind of a klutz.) IT'S TRUE, MICHELLE! SORRY! :)

"HEY! Watch it!"

"Um. Sorry?" Michelle said. She had her hair down to her shoulders, and was wearing a Camp Challenge t-shirt (I guess she thought it was funny...), black tennis shorts, sneakers, a watch, and a drawstring bag.

Then, as Gary was pushing and shoving ahead of me, unknowingly giving me a clear path, :P I saw these 6 Asians from my school. It's you guys!! :D They have like, their own little group, and we have our's. I guess it would be cool if we joined together and made this HUGE ASIAN POSSE, but...we never cross paths. It's funny how I sometimes wish we did, since our group doesn't even know them. LOL. IT'S CALLED IRONY!! SEE, AREN'T I BECOMING A BETTER WRITER? :P

My attention went back to the bus violence, as I was nearing the end. Gary got out, wearing a t-shirt, basketball shorts, tennis shoes, and a drawstring bag.

Finally, finally, I stepped out, too, wearing a t-shirt, basketball shorts (MY NIKE ONES! REMEMBER?!) glasses, Nike shoes, and a watch. (It's funny how we Asians wear pretty much the same thing.)

I walked over to wear my friends wear waiting for me, and we lounged around the parking lot, not knowing what to do. Later a group of adults came and led us off to nerd camp. I was so excited! :D


Yanan, Mary, Helen, Kevin, James, and Alex came out of the bus 1 by 1.

"You know, they should let sexy people like me come out first," Alex criticized. haha...isn't that totally what he'd say? right alex?? i bet you'd say that. :P

James raised his eyebrows. "The only reason they'd let you out first is because you're short," he snickered. SORRY! BUT THAT'S SOOOO TRUE! :( don't get mad at me! please!

It WAS true, though. Alex was really short, even shorter than Gary. SORRRYYYY! D: He was Vietnamese.

James, on the other hand, was tall, wearing glasses, and having that look where you always read. OMG, SORRY AGAIN!! D: do. not. get. mad. :)

Yanan had glasses and a confused look, because Helen was talking to Mary about Orchestra. Helen had her hair down, and Mary did, too. They pretty much looked the same, except Helen had glasses, and Mary was Phillipino. The majority fo them were Chinese.

"So...what do you guys want to do?" Kevin asked.

Helen shot him a seductive look. (She was really pervy.)

"This is going to be a really fun summer," Mary snickered.

There was an awkward silence, and then everyone burst out laughing.

Ok, that's it! sorry, it was kinda boring again, but i have to explain everything for those not in the story, incase they accidentally read it. :) please comment, and take a look around my blog! :) vote on polls, etc. and you can comment on the first chapter, too. btw, im not gonna be posting this quick every time, so please don't get mad. ok, thanks for reading! :D

UNTITLED STORY - CHAPTER ONE.

"Hiii Jennyy..." Gary said, with a creepy smile.


"Stop it! You've been freaking me out for the past hour!!>.<"

I was stuck with Gary for a 2 hour long bus ride. We were sitting together, and I have NO CLUE why. Our last names weren't even close!

Anyways, today's the last day of school, and we're stuck on the crappy bus on the way to nerd camp, where we'll do schoolwork for the WHOLE summer, and then ride this bus back home, where we'll rest for a week before going back to school. AGAIN.

"OMG Jenny! Aren't you just SO EXCITED?" (Gary was trying to act like a girl. It's like a thing that we had going on last year.)

I managed a fake smile. "Sure. It's like a nerd's paradise. Too bad I'm NOT A NERD!!"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" exclaimed Gary. "You're the one who wanted to come here in the first place!!"

"Ok, fine, I am excited. But...I hope we get weekends off." Hi, guys, it's Jenny! :D Whenever I'm italicized, that means it's not part of the story. But anyways, sorry about the last sentence. Couldn't think of what else to write. :-/ 'Cause it was true. I WAS excited. And my parents DID first introdue this whole nerd camp thing to my friends' parents. And I know I TRY to sound un-nerdy, but...I'm just really into all this school-related stuff. It's like, that's just who I am. Like some people have an inner hippie, or whatever, I have an inner nerd.

The bus screeched at the stoplights, and my head hit the window.

"AGH!" Haha, isn't that so realistic??

"At least YOU didn't almost fall into the aisle," Gary said. I kind of blanked out for a moment, and then I was like, "Oh, yeah. 'Cause you're in the aisle seat...and..." (I have my moments, ok?) Then Gary game me one of those weird smiles where he squints and tries to lok cute. "Check out Michelle and Joseph," he said. "I bet they're flirting over there." SORRY, SORRY!!! DON'T HATE ME!!! BUT IT IS REALISTIC, ISN'T IT?!?!

We craned our heads over the tops of the seats to look at our friends, Joseph and Michelle, at the front of the bus. Michelle was staring stormily out the window, and Joseph was texting.


"What are they doing?!" Gary hissed. "I can't see! Some nerdy kid's head is in my way." lol, the nerdy kid is another character. see what I did there?? :P


It's really weird, because Gary's shorter than me. And Joseph and I are the same height, and Michelle's the tallest. It's like they haven't gotten their growth spurt, or something, even though we're going into 8th grade... I'M KIDDING! IT'S FOR THE STORY'S SAKE!! DON'T HATE ME!! BTW, a little note. the story's not gonna really be funny in the first few chapters. i have to EXPLAIN everything. so yeah.


Michelle and I always make jokes about their height, though, so it doesn't really hurt their feelings anymore. :P


"You should really get taller," I smirked at Gary. "But since I'm so very nice, I'll tell you that Michelle and Joseph are ignoring each other." Which isn't so weird, since they had a relationship together in 6th grade which didn't turn out so well...


The rest of the bus ride was spent chatting and joking with Gary, until he crashed. (He had a Monster before the ride.) ISN'T THAT SO REALISTIC?!?!? some of you might not get it, but if you were there for the july 4th fireworks, you'd know. :P


Then I thought of what we were gonna do at nerd camp. Because, like I said, I couldn't help it. :) I know, sorry, lame ending...but....ugh.






"Haha, did you hear what that shorty said, Kevin?"


"No, James. I don't care. I'm taking screenshots, which is formal for screenscans. Or something like that. Wanna see?"


"He called you a nerdy kid!"


"Well, doi, he is a nerdy kid. Who else brings a MAC to camp?"

"Shut up, Alex. It's a nerd camp. I can bring all the Macs I want there."

"I don't even know what I'm doing here. I'm SO not a nerd. Nerds don't have spazzy moments like me."

"It's ok, Yanan. Everyone can be dumb sometimes. Your problem is just for the rest of your life. :P" JUST KIDDING! BUT THAT IS TOTALLY REALISTIC, YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME.

"Shut up, Mary. You're not helping here."

"BUT IT IS TRUE, RIGHT?!"

"I agree with Helen, Yanan. You're just not cut out for a nerdy lifestyle. You should go to spaz camp."

"You know what, Kevin? I wouldn't be talking if I were you. At least I didn't come here LAST YEAR, too. :P:P:P:P"

Do you see what I did there? I put all of your names in your quotes! :D

But anyways, sorry....I couldn't think of a better way to portray you guys...and sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. :(

Yeah, it's not gonna be real funny in the first few chapters, as I've said earlier. The fun'll start when some people are evil and perverted. :P can't wait! thanks for reading, too. :D