I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR 8TH GRADE!!!!

I AM SO DOOMED!!!!!!!! I CAN'T RIDE THE BUS, AND I CAN'T WALK, AND THERE'S NO ONE TO CARPOOL WITH!!!

SO THE LAST RESORT IS BIKING!!! BUT MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME BIKE!!! SO THEIR RESULT:

MAKE ME STAY AFTER SCHOOL EVERY SINGLE DAY AT WHATEVER CLUB THERE IS AND TURN ME INTO SOME MATH/CHESS/GEMS/GAMING GUILD NERD/FREAK!!!!!!!!

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!?!?

ANY SUGGESTIONS?!!?!?!? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!! :'(

FUNNIEST Club Penguin Chat Ever! :D

Ok. So..yesterday I went on Club Penguin (forced by my sister), and I was just randomly walking around and saying stuff, when the FUNNIEST conversation started. I was like, cracking up.

Ok. So two people were in the conversation....1 was a guy, since his name was DRocker....and another was a girl, since her screen name was Cherry something. Let's just call her Cherry.

So I went into the Pizza Parlor/Place...or whatever, and there was a piano there, right? So I sat on top of it waiting for something interesting to happen. And then Cherry was there, and she was the "waitress", and so she was waiting for any "customers", since apparently I already had a "cheese pizza."

Ok. So then DRocker comes in, and then he sees Cherry, and walks toward her, and SITS on top of her. Like, I guess he was just trying to sit NEXT to her, but on my computer screen, he was on her.

And then I was thinking, "Well, maybe it's just an innocent kid and they aimed wrong." But then DRocker was all, "Sup". And I was like..."Ok, no innocent kid sits on another kid's penguin and says 'sup'". So I was freaking out for Cherry, and I was all like: WADDLE AWAY! , 'cause I had a sudden flashback of when that freaky "jose" dude texted me and said I had a "sexy voice", causing me to change my voicemail to automatic and really freaking me out.

But then Cherry had to be all like: Hi.

And I was like: !@#$% CHERRY! IT'S SOME FREAKING PERV! GET YOUR PENGUIN BUTT AWAY FROM HIM/HER!!! ('Cause you never know...)

And here's the rest of the conversation, with my comments in parenthesis, and their actions (I know, sounds wrong) in italics. Well, not italics...you'll know when there's actions. :P

DRocker: We got off at the wrong foot (WHO SAYS THAT?!?! no offense, i mean...for a guy who sits on girls and says sup, I don't think that's the correct words to say..)

DRocker: at the night club

Cherry: yeah (0.o.....you're not supposed to ACKNOWLEDGE someone was mean to you!! ...but then again, there's nothing else to say)

DRocker: sorry about that

Cherry: It's ok (AWWWWWW!)

Me: (I was in the conversation too!) plays romantic music in the background (AND NO ONE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP!!! :D) - ok, that was lame, but I was just trying to see if DRocker was a really mean guy to be mean to Cherry....

-silence-

DRocker: Don't you get tired around here? (DUDE. YOU JUST CLICK AROUND...IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY PENGUINS!!!!)

-Cherry "serves" other random penguins, who are probably watching this with as much interest as I am- (HAHA. SHE IGNORED YOU, DRocker!!! :P)

DRocker: Do you want to go somewhere else?

Unfortunately after that, I had to log off.........but that last sentence made me CRACK UP/GET SCARED!!!! WHAT WAS DRocker GONNA DO TO CHERRY?!?!? LIKE, SIT ON HER??? EVEN MORE????? D: AND DUDE! YOU GUYS ARE ON AN INTERACTIVE GAME!! THERE'S NO NEED TO "GO SOMEWHERE ELSE"!!!!! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA MEET IN REAL LIFE!!!!!

AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO CHERRY?!!?!!?!?!? THERE ARE NO PERVY MOTIONS IN CLUB PENGUIN!!! EXCEPT FOR REPEATEDLY SITTING ON EACH OTHER REPEATEDLY!!! OR DANCING ON EACH OTHER!! 0.o Scary thought...

Anyways, I thought that was funny, and I wanted to share it with you guys. :P

This just shows how many sick people there are in the world...

Venting because I am very bored.

I am so ......melancholy. I know...especially since it's summer.

Well, I got my nails painted for the second time in my life. I'm such a loser....well, not really, since nail polish is like an inhalant... (like Gary and his Sharpies... :P), and it doesn't look that great if you ask me. Well, Yanan painted them for me, and they're glittery purple. It is SO NOT ME. But...I guess...it looks better than like, orange and green together, or something.

And this sucks, because I'm learning hip hop at dance, which is good, right? Well, since I'm staying over at my grandparents', they're getting all paranoid about Swine Flu (which is like, SO LAST MONTH!! jkjk :D), so they said that if I don't stop dancing, then they won't let me go over to their house. WTF?!?!!? I ALREADY WENT TO THEIR HOUSE AFTER I WENT DANCING AND IT'S NOT LIKE I BROKE DOWN INTO RANDOM SEIZURES AND COUGHS AND THE FLU AND SNEEZES AND DIED ALREADY!!!! >.< Ok...I'm good now.

But I just think that's really stupid...Only CHINA'S making such a big deal about it, because they have SO MUCH PEOPLE!! OF COURSE THEY'D MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT!! IF THERE WAS 10 PEOPLE WITH IT, THERE'LL PROBABLY BE A WORLD-WIDE EPIDEMIC!! Ok...sorry, no offense to those of you living in China who happen to be able to read English very well.... :P

Ok. Well, I got to go to Yanan's sleepover, and...it was fun. But we watched "He's Just NOT That Into You"...and it was REALLLY REALLLY weird...like, weird, and confusing, and INNAPPROPRIATE!!! (There was this like, yoga teacher, who already had a boyfriend, and she slept with this married guy....and then SHE got mad at HIM.)

Ok. Well, I gotta go eat, now. Bai.

Atlanta - Day 3

So we woke up at like, 6....(and got up at 6:30...hehe...). We did our usual morning stuff (brushed teeth, did hair, etc.), and then we had to rush down to breakfast, since we woke up so late. (I had cereal, and half of my fruit... As I said in "Atlanta - Day 2", I was having "digestive problems"...:P)

Then we went to Cyclorama. We all thought it was some kind of like, bike/motorcycle museum, but actually it was a CIVIL WAR museum! I think while we were there, there was some kind of gathering (A REVIVAL!!! :D) and there was a CLOUD IN THE SHAPE OF A CROSS!!!! IT WAS SOOOO AWESOME!!!!

Well, at Cyclorama, there was a really big diorama (4 stories tall!!!). Most of it was a painting, and it was SOOO GOOD that you couldn't even tell where the painting ended and where the dioramam began!! Well, it took you a while...

Then we got to go the CNN tower...(WE SAW EVERYTHING BACKSTAGE - IT WAS SOOO COOL!!!!) The green screen thing was AWESOME. We learned that if you wore a bright green shirt, you'd be invisible in front of the green screen. (That's what Harry Potter used for his invisibily cloak!! :-O)

Me, Joyce, and Lil' Michelle took a picture infront of a background that made us look like we were in an office in the CNN tower...we bought it! :) (I still have it!) But Michelle didn't take it with us...

AAAnyways, then we went to the Coke Factory. I was all excited, but then it turned out to be a museum...so I didn't get to learn anything of how they MAKE coke...

At the beginning they had a little introductory video where they interview fictional characters in the coke machine that make the coke. It was SO FUNNY!!! (Even though me and Vikash were like, the only ones who got it...)

Later we watched a 4-D movie about the "secret ingredient of coke". It was all adventurous, and then we figure out that the "secret ingredient" is us......-.-

Finally, we tasted all the different sodas from around the world, which was a big mistake on my part, because then I started burping throughout the rest of the day...:P

Later we went to the Atlanta Underground. I kept on burping, and didn't buy anything. And it WASN'T EVEN UNDERGROUND!!!! >.< Also, it was kinda scary, because there was a lot of ghetto people. (PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED!!!!!) Like, there's nothing wrong with African American people, but there were like, gangsters and stuff there, and there were undercover police there....there was one that was a shop owner that KEPT ON STARING AND WATCHING US!! So you can kinda see why we were kinda scared... I mean, it's all normal, and then BAM! A BUNCH OF ASIAN KIDS COME CHARGING IN!! XD

Then we were SUPPOSED to eat dinner at Johnny Rockets, but then Ms. Victor changed it and just made us buy it and ten leave... So I got a salad with NO FORK and NO DRESSING. @#$%

We went back to the hotel room, and then went to the gift shop....where I bought nothing, again... @#$%$!

So this day was utterly disappointing...I went back to the room...and Michelle and I ate bits and pieces of my salad with our fingers. ;P

Sigh....

Hey, guys...It's Jenny here......

You know that I'm not my normal AWESOME JENNY self, right?? Well, 'cause I'm all tired from Michelle's birthday party (not that it was bad or anything, it was just ........tiring?), and then I had to GO TO SCHOOL TODAY!! Then I had to study for my Health exam, and I took like, 30 MINUTES TRYING TO PRINT THE ANSWERS TO THE SCIENCE REVIEW, BUT IT KEPT ON GETTING CUT OFF, AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT THEIR PAPER IS LONGER THAN 8 BY 11!!!! So I was trying to change the settings, but that didn't work, so I had to change my answers BY HAND. BY HAND!!!! ugh.

And if you go to school with me and sit next to me, you would know that I burned myself with my mom's straightener...and I wasn't even using it!! I just accidentally touched it, and it was ON!!!! So that was very painful, and I didn't have enough time to "rinse it with cold water for 10 - 15 minutes!!!!!" So now it hurts.

Plus, I got some random cut on my finger, and I don't know HOW it got there, but it's really painful...like, almost more than a paper cut!!! And so THAT has a bandaid, too...

So now I have like, a total of 2 bandaids on the same hand...I look like such a kluts.....Well, at least I'M not like RACHEL, who cuts herself with Starburst wrappers.... ;P

Well, I think I should go study for finals, now, even though I don't want to..........

But there's nothing else to say....

OMG. WE'RE WATCHING KUNG FU PANDA TOMORROW FOR 6TH PERIOD!!!! :D