Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year's Eve Party!

Hi guys, I'm at my new year's party. And Kevin, Antonio, Annabelle, and Kelly are here. I want you guys to see how their minds work. Here's a little segment from all of them.

Antonio: good day! dadadadada! ahabhabahoobi! the new language!

(yeah.......)

Kevin: Umm... Darn, this is awkward. First, Jenny told me I couldn't type on her keyboard, because she was nervous that I would break something . Now, she says I could type something on her blog!! What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Okay then. Shameless plug time!
GO TO -->My cool site<--GO TO

Also, I like Jenny's keyboard because it feels so cool and the buttons bounce back up when you type on them. Also her computer is so new!

(cause my computer IS new...and I only did that solely for blog reasons....and ALL buttons bounce back up when you push them down...)

Kelly: cool party

(yeah, well....you can't really expect much....she's in 1st grade.....and she was kinda embarassed....)

Cassie: this is random.And wearid.Ok Im done.

(NO DUH IT'S RANDOM....IT'S MY BLOG!!!!! And you spell weird that way....yeah...you forgot the apostrophe, too.....)

Annabelle: (she doesn't want to.....i guess she's embarassed.)

So yeah.....that's my party guests......*sigh*

Sunday, December 28, 2008

EPIPHANY!!

I have opened my eyes to see a new world. GASP!! I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY!!! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT of one of my light bulbs go out. And I have experience the feeling of LOVEing chocolate and then eating too much and then feeling weird....(do you know that feeling mary??)

I HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY!!!!!
oh crap....

i have a new year's party.....
and kevin is going...
and cassie's friend....
and this fatty named antonio..(hope he's not reading this..)

I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO!!!!!!!!!!!


freaking epiphanies....

Friday, December 12, 2008

Ask Jenny-Crazy Crush

Dear Jenny,

so there's this guy (as usual -.-") that I like, a lot. And I'm working with this other guy for a group project. We're talking about the project crap, and the guy i like comes up to us and asks us if we're cousins. the answer is "no". He looked at me kinda weird so i didn't know what to thinkabout it. Next day, my project partner and I are talking about how to organize the project and stuff. Then the guy I like sees us and says, "-project partner's name-, so when are you going to ask her out?" He didn't look annoyed or anything, just teasing. My partner didn't really say anything but, "I'm not going to ask her out" or something along the lines. Then the guy i like said, "you're right, she's just better than you."

What the freak am i supposed to think about this? Does he like me or not? o__O Did i hurt him, if he does like me? He's so hard to analyze, esp his expressions.

-LOST


Dear LOST,

The only way to answer this is his facial expression and his nationality/race (whatever you wanna call it). If his face was all serious or mad or slightly a mix including teasing, then he probably likes you. If he was all smirking and acting devilish, then he was probably just teasing. Unless he's trying to act "cool", if he's the type of "popular" /well-known person.

Also, is he like American or Chinese or Indian or ___? Because usually, American people just tease their friends on a daily basis(no offense to all you peoples out there). Like this one guy I saw in PE today, he was dancing that weird dance while playing football where you stick out your "area". It was kinda weird, and he was doing at girls.

Also, I need to know where you sit and where he sits. If he sat like, a table away, then I would assume that he just talks to you while throwing away his trash or something. But if he's like, on the other side of the room, and he walks towards you guys just to chat, then I'd assume that he thinks your a decent person/someone that he likes. Because I highly doubt that he would walk ACROSS THE ROOM just to chat with your partner, especially when he doesn't seem very nice to him.

I think another way of trying to figure out if he likes you or not is if he always looks at you during class or something. Or if he always talks to you. Because that makes it seem that he's trying to be friendly towards you. (But don't be too obvious when you're trying to figure that out.)

Or he could just be super mean and ignore you at all possible times, which probably means that he is trying not to let on that he likes you. Or he acts like that to everyone, and that's his personality. Then I suggest that you stop liking him, because that would be a very sucky relationship.

So yeah. Consider my advice. AND EMAIL MORE!!!!!

Sincerely, AWESOME JENNY.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Just Venting :)

Hey guys! I'm back. I've quit the different sides of Jenny thing, because SOMEONE doesn't support me. Not that I need any, but since they follow my blog, I think I should listen to SOME of their opinions.

So......I'm just gonna start off with random things in weird order.

So I survived Region. But Travis didn't. He broke his knee the day before the concert. So sad.....

And also, at the Region concert, our clenetion had a speech, right? So she read like...little paragraphs that we wrote about music and whatnot...and she READ MINE!!! EVEN THOUGH I WAS TALKING ABOUT FEELING NAUSEOUS IN CARS WITHOUT MUSIC, SHE STILL READ MINE!!!! AND SHE SAID MY NAME AND GRADE AND SCHOOL IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE!!!! That made my day.

My dance recital costumes are SO PRETTY!!!! Ok.

I FINISHED WITH BOOOOK SHAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I have a weird seating chart in math. Gary's IN FRONT OF ME, and Yanan's BEHIND ME. It's kinda like, sweet and sour.

AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I GOT TO GO TO BENIHANA!!!!!!!! AND A CAKE!!!!! AND I GOT A NEW COMPUTER THAT JUST ARRIVED!!!!!

And we might not have to present for our bookshare!!!! How cool is that?!?!

And tomorrow is the concert....so I might as well get over it...I GOT 12TH CHAIR!!! WAHHHH!

I'm also gonna start a new story on my blog.....I have no clue what it's gonna be about, though. It might take a while.

You AWESOME FRIEND EVER!!!! Jenny
(Gosh, that persuasive letter is getting to me.)

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Different Sides of Jenny

Heya! Awesome Jenny here. Just gonna vent for a while before I try out my new idea.
Sooooo I got 10TH CHAIR FOR THE CONCERT!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I got a 100 on my Stargirl quiz. Sucks for all you other people!!! HAHA.
And Twilight's trailer is SOOOOOOO COOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! Except for the actors... Jake actually looks better than Edward, which is completely wrong. EDWARD IS HER PERFECT MAN. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY. NOT HER FRIEND. EDWARD LOOKS SO FREAKING EVIL!!! But I'm really looking forward to the ballroom dance thingy scene, where he fights with the evil vampire. Man, I wish they would play the part where he dies, so all the bitterness can end. :)
Ok, so on to my title. I had this weird sudden idea that I should portray my other sides of Jenny instead of just the AWESOME one. Like, I have lots of different personalities, but the AWESOME one just covers them all up. So.... I think on my upcoming posts, I should just be a different Jenny each time until I can't think of anything else. That would be cool.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Slapping Didn't Work.

Remember how I told you about slapping Joseph and getting 5 dollars? Yeah well, I DIDN'T GET IT! I slapped Joseph on the face today in ELA, and then MICHELLE TOLD ME THAT ALEX BACKED OUT!!!!!
And when I slapped him, I missed. Like, I was supposed to hit his cheek, but he kinda moved his head, so I hit his temple. And then his glasses got all askew. Then he covered his face with his jacket, and I thought I messed up his eye. I was really scared. I didn't mean to hurt him....
But then he burst out laughing. And then I realized he was trying to scare me. I was relieved, but seriously. It's not nice.
Oh well. I can always guilt Alex into doing something for me for not paying the 5 dollars.

STUPID CHAIRS.

I am a failure in life. I still am flummoxed by how I got into Symphony in the first place. Not that I want to drop out or get dropped out or anything, but that was just too much.
And I was actually doing pretty good! I get 5th chair, then 4th chair. I was ON A ROLL!! But then, I don't know. I guess it was nerves.
See, Ms. Victor made us play "Fire Dance", and I tried my best, but she made us play the hard part. And then right when I was supposed to play, I realized that I'd been practicing with a wrong note. And then by shadow-bowing I corrected it, but I was really nervous so my coordination sucked, and then I screwed up really bad. :(
AND THEN I GOT 10TH CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<
So, for the concert, I'm stuck behind all these tall people, and I'm in the 3rd row, right in the middle-back. So no one can see me. THIS SUCKS.
But....I guess it's ok, because if I mess up, then no one can see me mess up. I can be up there talking and no one would notice. Except for Ms. Victor. And if she saw me, she'd give me a bad grade. So I don't think I will.
TENTH CHAIR!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm good.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I WANT MY FIVE DOLLARS.

Michelle, you are a really sad friend. And I mean it. What kind of a friend asks -well, dares- their friend-ex-to ask a TRUE FRIEND OUT?! And I must admit I was amused, but seriously. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
See, for those of you that DON'T know, Michelle dared Joseph to ask me out. So when I was walking to the Orchestra room after class, he was all: "Hey baby, wanna go out?". It would've scared me, if I hadn't already known about it, thanks to Gary.
And then today at lunch, Alex told me he would pay me 5 dollars if I slapped Joseph in the face for what he did. }:)
So you better watch out Joseph, because I will strike when you LEAST EXPECT IT. And I WANT MY 5 DOLLARS!! Sucks for you! haha! }:)

Friday, September 19, 2008

I'm soooo out of it.

Ok guys, hey, Awesome Jenny here. I only just realized that on a blog, you're supposed to post things about your LIFE. Instead of......OTHER THINGS. Like, I think you're supposed to post your feelings about stuff, like school, or Ike, or friends. So, I guess it's a place to vent. So what should I vent about?
I guess I'll talk about 7th grade, since it's new..

WE HAD A WHOLE WEEK TO DO 2 SHEETS OF HOMEWORK!!!!! I AM SO MAD!!!! Stupid Ike. This sucks. Now we have to have SHORTER Thanksgiving and Christmas vacations. Which is NOT awesome. (Of course not, what am I talking about? I'M AWESOME.) I mean, NOT cool.
Hehe. So.....I guess I've been spending a lot of time on gmail lately, and I started chatting with John Yu. (I think that's his last name...) I HAVE BEEN SCAMMED! See, first, Kruhti pops up on my screen and says it's John. Then I ask him for stuff for my newspaper, and he gladly agrees. And makes up this WEIRD QUESTION. THEN "HE" EMAILS ME AND TELL ME TO EMAIL IT TO THIS EMAIL, ALONG WITH JOHN'S. THEN JOHN POPS UP AND TELLS ME THAT HE DIDN'T DO IT. IT WAS JESSICA LIN, THE 11TH GRADER. WHY DO THEY THINK I AM SO GULLIBLE?!?!?! IM IN 7TH GRADE!!! 7TH GRADE, I TELL YOU!!!!
Oh gosh, I sound like a pirate.
Ok, I think that's enough venting. You know, venting on a blog is fun. No wonder why no one goes on my blog. Cause I don't even vent; I just put random things. That would be SO BORING. Venting on a blog is great. It's like a public journal!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

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IQ Test
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HOW CAN I BE DESTRUCTIVE AND BRING SICKNESS?!?!?!?!?



Egyptian Astrology
Sekmet November 27 - December 26 A fiery and destructive Egyptian goddess associated with war and divine vengeance. Her name means "the Mighty One" and she was depicted as a woman with the head of a lioness. Her main center of worship was the Old Kingdom capital of Memphis. She was also the "Lady of Pestilence" who could send plague and disease. People born under this sign are intelligent, witty, eloquent & optimistic. Herb: Pepper. Stone: Tiger's Eye. Tree: Sandlewood. Animal: Lioness. Flower: Poppy.
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What my eye color means


What does your eye color mean?
Brown Your brown eyes mean wiseness. You are very smart and wise. Sometimes you can get to your wild side but who doesn't!
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My Sexy Name


How sexy is your name?
Beyond very very very Sexy!(600+ points) Wow! Your name is beyond very very very sexy!
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My Personality


Personality Type Quiz
Shy Personality Type You keep pretty much to yourself, and mostly open-up to those who are really, really close to you—your family and best friends, which also means you’re really trustworthy and loyal. You tend to be quiet and sometimes get embarrassed easily.
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My Element



[Females only]What element are you?
Fire Flaunts:Intelligent,resourceful,confident,responsable
Flaw(s):Ambitious,stubborn
Most compatible with:Air
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Friday, August 22, 2008

Helpless Friend-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
my friend likes this guy. how can i convince the guy that she ikes him?
-helen

Dear helen,
First, I want you to ask yourself this: Does your friend want her crush to know that she likes him? If no, then you should completely drop the subject. If yes, then:
You should start getting closer to the guy, and make him trust you more by little things. But don't make it so obvious, and then make your friend jealous.
Just try whatever you can without making your friend feel mad or jealous, and if the boy still doesn't believe you, then he's a stupid guy that can't trust anyone, and I don't think your friend deserves him. (No offense, but no one wants to be friends with that kind of person.)

(email more!!)

Emotionally Emo-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
i hate my life. how do i stop from going emo?
-emotionally emo

Dear emotionally emo,
Well, you being emo is totally your choice. It's good that you want to prevent it, though. Here are a few tips to help you "see the light".
1. When you say you "hate your life", I think you should find out why you hate your life first. Is it because of a relationship, grades, or whatever. I suggest making a list of why you hate your life, and what you love about your life. And really think on this, because it helps. (Saw it on the internet.) Also, you should try to make at least 5 things on the why you love your life part.
2. Preventing emo is really hard. Make sure you hang out around the right friends, and keep your grades up. It'll make you feel a bit better.
And remember, don't do anything drastic. (Like suicide.) Because, you might not know it, but there are at least ten people in this world that would cry until their eyes get dry, and can't cry anymore, if you died. And there are at least 5 people in this world that would suicide if you killed yourself. So think about more happy things, and try to remember that when you kill yourself, you are ruining the lives of others, too.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Fake Friend-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
One of my friend can be nice at times but mean at others, so i don't know if i should be mean to her or nice????????
-bballgirl



Dear bballgirl,
This friend doesn't sound like a real friend. And everyone knows that it's not fun being around someone that's mean and gets mad a lot. I think that you should start pulling away from this "friend". Maybe you can start hanging out with them a little less than before, and maybe start making new friends, or hanging out with others that are fun to be around. Your friend might be a little pissed off, but who cares? It's not like you've had any fun with her. Why should she have fun with you?

Confused Lover-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,

there's this guy and idk if i like him....do i?
-stupid
Dear stupid
This depends on how you feel. But I can give you a feel tips on how you can tell:
First you have to figure out what you want in a guy. Like if you want him to be smart, or athletic, or funny. Then see how many fall in your crush. Maybe you'll figure out if you like him or not.
If you still can't tell, then I think you should get to know him more. If you don't know him, what's the point of liking him?
Then when you do know him, and still can't figure out, you might want to try and figure out through trustworthy friends if he likes you. (A lot of girls start out not liking guys, but when they figure out that the guy likes them, they start liking the guy, too. I know, it's crazy, but it happens.)
Well, I hope this helps you. But remember, this is totally on your feelings. So no one can really help you.

(email more!)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

High School Problems-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
My mom doesnt want me to go to austin. she waants me to go to debakey high. it's a health proffessional school and its really really good. My mom teaches there, but she says that well move if i get into it. (you have to take an entrance test.) should i flunk?
-high schooler

Dear high schooler,
I think you shouldn't flunk, no matter what. But I don't think that you really have to go to this school. It's kinda your own choice, though. I mean, if you want to be a health professional then I think you should definitely go to Debakey. But, if you don't, then maybe you should stick with the local high school. I mean, this isn't college, and it'll save you the trip of moving. (Moving is tiring. I learned that from past experiences.) I think this high school thing is totally up to you. But you shouldn't flunk. Because:
1. you would be so embarrassed
2. your mom would kill you (her being a teacher and all)

(email more!!)

Underachiever-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,


What do you do when u feel like an underachiever because alot of people younger than you are way better than you and alot of people younger than you have better stuff or when you are the only one your age that i behind in something?

-someone





Dear someone,
You are not an underachiever, even though you feel like it. When people are younger than you and better at something than you are, that doesn't mean you're worse than them. Everyone's good at something, and even if you stink at everything you've tried, you're still good at something. (Stinking at everything!!!) So you shouldn't feel really sad that people that are smaller than you have better skills and better things. Maybe they think that your things are cool. And I don't think that you're the only on your age behind in things. Maybe it's cause you're comparing with the good people. Try and compare with the suckish, you'll feel way better. :)

(email more!!)

Sucky Sleepover-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,

Me freind and i wuz gonna have a sleepover at my house and i called her earlier that day.. She didn't pick up the phone. It was 3 hours early so i dicided to call her late when shed get back from wherever she was. i had forgotten to call her but it was when she was supposed to comeover so i decided to wait for her to come over. She was about 30 minutes later. Butt i waited anyways. i hadnt noticed how late it was until i looked at the clock and i reelized that she was 2 hours later. i called her, and there was no answer. A little maddish, i called her again but she didnit pick up her cell phone or her home. i waited for another hour only to hear the phone ring. i picked it up and it was my friend telling me that she couldnt come over anymore. She wouldnt tell me why, but i could hear people talking in the background, they sounded like mes age. She quickly said good bye and hung up. i felt really hurt. i know i might be jumping to conclusions and stuff, but i felt super dissepponted and mad at her. i was really looking forward to the sleepover. Am i making a big deal out of this?

-- feeling dissepponted





Dear fealing dissepponted,
You kinda are making a big deal out of this, but I know how you feel. My friend and I were planning a sleepover for OVER A MONTH, and then she canceled!! *cough cough M.L.* But you shouldn't like, make a SUPER BIG DEAL out of this, because maybe she just had like, another party she forgot about, or something. Or maybe she had some friend come over from like, Ohio, or something, and figured that since you're always there, you can plan one on another time. Or maybe, she really did forget, and since they were already there, she couldn't do anything. I don't think that missing one sleepover is actually a good reason to mess up your friendship. Unless that friend is a total pain and a backstabber. Then you should sever the friendship (look at the big word I used!!) and never talk to her again!!!! Yeah. But missing just one sleepover is ok. Do not make a too big of a deal over this. Cause, it's not that important. Hope things work out! :)

(email more!!)

Monday, August 18, 2008

Hopeless Crush-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
what if the guy you like doesnt like you back?
-anonymous
Dear anonymous,
BE STRONG AND DON'T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD. MAYBE HE WILL ONE DAY, BUT IF HE DOESN'T, YOU'RE WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM. BE STRONG. And take it easy. Maybe you should hang out with him more, and maybe tell him. Cause from past expierences, it's worked for some of my friends.

Lezbo Friend-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
if i found out one of my friends is lez what do i do?slap them?
-anonymous

Dear anonymous,
I think you should not break away from your friend, or slap them. (Cause they might slap you back.) This is the time to show that you are a true friend, and will stick by their side forever. Of course, I can't force you, so it is your choice if you want to be embarrassed and grossed out, or stay cool and act like nothing's happening. This is the ultimate test. Which side will you choose?
(Did you like the suspense?)
(email more!!!)

Crush-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
im SO TOTALLY confluzzed about this guy.. hes sweet and makes me feel happy. He's treats me like a good friend but i donnt really feel the same way he feels about me. i think of him more than a good friend and its bothering me cuz its like hes messing with my feelings.. i know he's just being nice and stuff but it hurts real bad :'( :'( :'( WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-------trubbled and hurt :'(

Dear trubbled and hurt,
I know I've never been in this kind of situation before, but I've read plenty of stuff to know that you are IN PAIN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY SHOULD YOU BE IN PAIN OVER A GUY THAT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT HE LIKES YOU?!?!?! WE ARE GIRLS, AND GIRLS ARE STRONG. I know that one day you will find "the one". And you should focus more on more important things, probably. This is just a bud in your flourishing flower of love. (? I don't get what I just said.) Anyways, it probably does hurt, and I have NO CLUE what you're going through, but be strong, and whoever this guy is, you never know. Since you're good friends, he might like you, too. You should probably take it slow, though. Like, give him one of those carnations for a dollar or something for Valentine's Day. Or chocalates, or a card. Or if that's too embarrassing for you, then like, just hang out with him more. He'll probably get the idea. Unless he's stupid. Well, I think you should STAY STRONG NO MATTER WHAT and don't let this take over your life. Take it slow, and maybe you two will work out!
(And invite me to your wedding!)
(email more!)

Egomaniac-Ask Jenny

Dear Jenny,
i have a friend.they're an egomaniac. i don't know how to point this out to her. i've told her directly many times, but she still goes on and on about her awesomeness.. what do i do?
-Michelle

Dear Michelle,
My friend *cough cough* always points this out to me, too. What she (or he *hahaha*) is really feeling is maybe that she feels.......insecure inside. And that maybe she is doing this because she wants to cover up her true feelings inside. Or maybe, she just feels that she is awesome, and you shouldn't burst her bubble, because, maybe it took her a long time to work up that confidence. I mean, if you want to hurt her feelings, what kind of a friend are you?


(email more!!!!!)

Saturday, August 16, 2008

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NEW IDEA!!!!

I just had this new idea. I was like, reading this issue of some magazine, and they had like, an advice column. Where people send them questions, and then they pick some to answer every issue. So I thought that it would be cool if some of you could email me some questions that I am capable of asking on my blog. Wouldn't that be cool? And you people know my email, so you can email the questions. And I promise I'll put every one of them on the blog, but maybe it'll be later than others. So could you please (for my sake) email me questions?
And I'll be putting your name on, so if you want it to be "private", then just email me and tell me not to post it. Or put a fake name. (But of course, if it was private, you probably wouldn't even tell me. SHEESH.) Hehe.
So please email me questions. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE???

(by the way: i have to actually know you, so if you want it to be "private", please put your real name, and ill put the fake one. :) thanks! And you have to be in my contacts list..)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

This is what everyone's voice reminds me of:

Michelle's: a manatee
Yanan's: a frying pan
Helen's: a cherry..
Gary's: cracking twigs
James's: a turtle.
Kevin's: a cat
Anna's: a car engine that's working
Joseph's: salt
Alex's: a boat..
Tiffany's: candy!!!
Amar's: the usual(donkey) :)

AND MICHELLE SAYS MINE SOUNDS LIKE A COUCH.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO JENNY GO GO GO GO GO GO GO JENNY! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I AM SO AWESOME

I AM SO AWESOME NO ONE ELSE IS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JENNY IS AWESOME AND YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!

}:)

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

New Ideas

Hey Guys! I need some new ideas for my blog(kinda running out).

pleez comment and tell me new things! pleeeeeeeeez???? (ok how do u make a puppy dog face on the computer?)

?Guess Who?

i am a girl
that has lots of guts
and when i make poems about others
i make it so obvious.
i am also a little gullible
and play the violin.
i think jenny is SO AWESOME!
i look up to her,
even though i am taller.

who am i?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Our Butt by: jenny ren its copyrighted so no one steal it!!!!!!!!!!!!

We ain't got no power
And we ain't got no guts.
All we have left
Is a very big fat butt.

Our butt is so big and fat;
It is like a target.
Every time we fight
Our big fat butt gets kicked. (yah i know it doesn't rhyme)

We ain't got no power
But we got lots of smarts.
Every time we feel like it
We give out KILLER FARTS!

New Story!

hey guys, im making a new story about the azn possie:

this is the layout so far:

people in possie: me, michelle, yanan, helen, alex, gary, joseph, james

our powers: me-water
michelle-earth
helen-wind/air
yanan-invisibilty
gary-fire
alex-height(he can grow tall and crush people)
james-spells
joseph-strength(macho man!:) )

characters not in possie: kevin, mary, anna, claudia


summary so far: azn possie orphans get powers and place to live mystically. Then a mysterious person (Claudia) tells them about a sacred treasure in China. They go find it, and along the way they meet many "obstacles". They realize that someone else (Kevin and others) is also after the treasure.......and also after them(because of powers). When they finally reach the treasure, it isn't what they thought. It had something to do with love, and michelle and joseph accidently touched it at the same time, and THEN THEY LIKED EACH OTHER! ITS A HAPPY ENDING! (MICHELLE DONT BE EMBARRASSED) (AND IF ANYONE IS READING THIS, MY STORY IS JUST FOR PRETEND. IT ISN'T TRUE (THE MICHELLE AND JOSEPH PART) IN REAL LIFE IT ISN'T LIKE THAT. SO STOP SPREADING RUMORS).

so yah
comment pleez on how to make story better. im starting it today

Saturday, May 24, 2008

HI GUYS!

HEYYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS MICHELLE HACKING ONTO JENNYS ACCOUNT! (yeah i'm rly bored) TEEHEE DONT TELL HER! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

okay i'm good... :P.... jenny sez she should be dun with her story soon, so yea.. bye!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Adventures of Jenny and Her Friends #1

There once was a group of legendary kids called the Asian Posse. There were 3 girls (Jenny, Helen, and Michelle) and 4 boys (Alex, Gary, Joseph, and James). They liked traveling the world together and causing mayhem, but then they fix it up afterwards.


One day, while the Asian Posse were sleeping, Alex made a decision to go annoy people in India.


"Listen!" Alex yelled, "Let's go over to that small island in Australia called India!"


"How are we going to India when we live on the archipelago of Hawaii?" Helen asked, "You have so many issues! And India is in Asia, by the way."


"Um, hello, we ride a plane, duh," said Gary.


"But, um, hello, Gary, we DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!" yelled Jenny.


"Yeah, Gary. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!" Joseph shouted.


"Yeah, Gary," said Michelle.


"Yeah, Gary," said James.


"Yeah, Gary," said Helen.


"Yeah, Gary," said Alex.


"It was all your idea in the first place!" they all shouted at him.


"Geez. Calm down!" exclaimed Alex, "Why don't we just stow away on a plane? We don't need any money for that."


"I wonder what goes into your thick head these days," mused Michelle, "Have you ever thought about the fact that if we get caught, we could possibly go to jail? Or even worse, they could throw us out of the plane? And what about the person that checks for our plane tickets? Huh? Did you ever think about that??"


"As a matter of fact, I did! You see, all of us are pretty small, except for Michelle, but-"


"Hey! That's not very nice," exclaimed Jenny.


"Well, it's true...........," Joseph said. Jenny and Helen slapped him. "But it's not nice," Joseph revised. "And don't hit me so hard," he mumbled.


"Anyway," Alex began, "you see, we could pay someone to stuff us into a breathable, large enough suitcase and then when we're in the plane, we could hide."


"But won't we be put into the luggage part?" asked Gary.


"So? It'll still be going to India," James said.


"I like it!" exclaimed Joseph.


"Ok, it's great that we're all having a moment, but who is going to bring 7 kids in a suitcase on a plane to India illegally for just like, 100 bucks?" asked Jenny.


"Actually, altogether we have like, $3000," James said.


"Yeah, but we still need money for food and other stuff, and we'll need to buy lots of maps and translation books and stuff," explained Helen.


"We also need a taxi to the airport and a hotel room. But with the boys, we'll probably need 2," Michelle added.


"And if the person that helps us get to India actually gets us there, that person has to bring us home, which is another $100," Jenny told them, "And like I said, either way, nobody is going to help us get to India."








"I guess I was wrong," Jenny said from the inside of a huge suitcase, her voice muffled by someone's knapsack. "People in America are stupid and dangerous these days. I mean, who would do this thing for only $75?"


"And can you believe they specially design these suitcases for people to stow away?" Michelle asked in disbelief.


"Personally, all I care about right now is if Gary would move his foot off my head!" exclaimed Helen.


"They even have air holes!" Michelle continued, ignoring Helen.


"I think we're on the plane," Alex whispered.


"Did we go through the luggage check?" asked James.


"I don't think so," Gary answered.


"Maybe because we were too big to go on the conveyor belt," wondered Joseph.


"Whatever. The plane is starting to move. Let's get out of here," Helen said, "Gary's feet are making me dizzy."








"This is so not my idea for hiding in a plane," Jenny mumbled angrily. "I mean, can't you have picked a better spot, Alex? Anywhere besides here. I mean, the bathroom? How can you pick THE BATHROOM?"


"So we won't have to sneak around every time we need to go," explained Alex.


"But won't people get suspicious that his bathroom is always *in use*?"


"Don't worry! I put an *Out of Order* sign on the door."


"But there's no room and no privacy!" complained Helen.


"No problem. We'll just all look out the window!" Gary said.


"Who puts a window in a bathroom?" asked Michelle.


"Please put on your seatbelts," announced the pilot, "We are getting ready to land."


"Hey Alex, who was the guy that got us on the plane?" asked James.


"Oh. He was a professor," Alex explained, "At first he wouldn't do it, but when I told him why he was happy that we wanted to learn about the world at such a young age. He told me he'd help us get back home, too. But he said he was really busy, so in 1 week we need to meet him back at this airport. He also told me that a subcontinent is part of a continent but is geographically different. India's on a subcontinent! How cool is that?"


"Um, not very because we already learned that in Social Studies," they kindly said to Alex.








"We have arrived!" Alex yelled, "My plan worked!"


"So far," they mumbled.








Jenny's Journal of Adventures


India


Day 1- We arrive at India. With our "wonderful" luck, we arrive during a monsoon storm. By the way, according to Alex, a monsoon is this seasonal wind that blows over the northern part of the Indian Ocean. Whatever. Thanks to the monsoon, our "wonderful" luck, and Alex's stupid idea, we're now stranded at the airport. It's very boring. Michelle and Helen are arguing about who likes who, Alex is chatting with Joseph and Gary about something I don't understand, and I've beaten James at Speed like, 20 times.
This stinks. One day of exploring already wasted AT THE AIRPORT. I wonder where we're going to sleep tonight. Maybe they have backup mattresses that are CLEAN. And they're memory foam Tempurpedic ones. And we can have one for each person.
Oh no. James wants to play cards again. Please don't let it be Speed, please don't let it be Speed.
Oh. It's VC.
Day 2- Apparently, Alex's brain is smaller than it looks. I know plenty of crazy people, but none of them want to TRAVEL ACROSS INDIA AND BACK IN ONE WEEK!
"Well, technically, it's 6 days," the boys say. I don't even know what to say!
And you know where we are now?? Stowing away on a train, IN THE BATHROOM. This is like, becoming a trend, or something.
I told Alex that we could ride the train, since we actually have the money. But you know what he said? He said that the money was for "emergencies only". But you know what REALLY makes me mad? A few hours ago, at the train station, I caught him BUYING A HOT DOG. FOR A SNACK. So, I want you to ask yourself: How is buying a hot dog for a snack an emergency, but stowing away on a train in THE BATHROOM is not?? And take a few minutes, too. I'm pretty sure you'll agree with me that the opposite is quite true. Well, that's why now, me, Helen, and Michelle are in charge of the money. Well, actually everyone is in charge of their own money, we're just like their bank accounts.
Finally, the train has stopped at the station. I'm gonna go eat dinner because I'm starving. Everyone else is, too, except for Alex because he had a hot dog.
And you know what? I just remembered. At the airport, we didn't sleep on mattresses. We slept on pieces of carpet. And when I woke up, Joseph was drooling on my arm.
Day 3- Right now we are in the Deccan Plateau train station. Looking at all the posters, it makes up most of southern India. It also has mineral deposits, and forests where elephants roam. I NEED to go there. This is a total emergency. I'm gonna convince everyone to go. Right now, when the morning rush hasn't started.
Well, we kinda did go. And we probably shouldn't have. Those elephants were HUGE! And, well, since we were looking at this cute baby elephant, we didn't notice we were between it and it's mom. So she charged at us, and we all dodged it, except for Joseph, who got caught up in the mom's trunk. I think she was scared, so she started running around. Poor Joseph. I think he hurt his ankle, she was holding onto him so hard. Then the park ranger came. We nosed out of it by giving him some money, but that was really scary.
Also, I think we're the last people in the train station. The night guard really bothers me. And do you know where we're staing for the night? IN THE BATHROOM. This is becoming a very scary trend.
Day 4- You might be wondering why we're taking such a long time. Well, the Professor called Alex on his cell and said that due to the monsoon storm, his schedule was thrown off, and he was staying in India for 12 days instead. Which means that we have to reach the Himalayas in 2 more days. No pressure, or anything. I'm just saying.
So, now we're in a tourist village in the Northern Plains, which is between the Himalayas and southern India. Since it is the rainy season, the Northern Plains are now flooded. Which means that all this sediment, minerals and debris, are all at the bottom of the Plains. Which makes the land good for farming next season.
At the tourist shop, I bought a jute bag. It's a bag made out of this fibrous plant, used to make other things, too. I LOVE IT!
Day 5- I can't believe it! We made it! We made it to the Himalayas! We made it BEFORE our goal! The Himalayas are these mountains close to India's border.
But for every good thing, there's a bad thing, too. Gary was trying to kick me while hiking, but instead he kicked some kind of animal, and it bit him and wouldn't let go. So when James and Alex were trying to pull it off him, the animal's friends came and bit them, too. They were walking around with animals hanging off their legs until we found a park ranger.
We also saw the delta, which is WAY to the east of India. A delta is a triangular deposit of soil at the mouth of a river. It didn't look all that cool. Just a little wet pice of land.
Day 6- Last night we stayed at the Himalaya Country Lodge. Finally, somewhere that's not a bathroom. It's another monsoon storm, so we're stranded here. I've spent like, half the day reading about the Taj Mahal. It's this palace made of marble and these other jewels this man built as a tomb for his late wife. I'm so bored, I'm desperate for something to do.
Oh my gosh, the professor just called! He said for us to meet him there tomorrow! How are we going to cross India in 1 day?
Day 7- Well, we made it. We're finally on the plane. And we're hiding out because we officially have $500 left. And do you know where we are? THE BATHROOM. What can I say? I've given up.
Alex was right. Good thing we saved the money. We rode a small jet back to the airport in like, 3 hours. I need to trust him more, but it's kind of hard when his love for bathrooms is so strong.
"We're home!" Helen screamed.
"Yes! We made it!" everyone else screamed.
"I told you!" Alex sniggled, "I told you! I told you that we could get on the plane! I told you we could get across India in one week! I told you to save the money for emergencies! I told you we could get back home! I told you, and I was right!"
"Yeah, ok Alex, we get it," Joseph, James, and Gary told Alex.
"But, um, thanks to your so-called "brilliant" idea, we only have like, $500," Michelle pointed out.
"That'll only last us probably a month!" Jenny exclaimed.
"Nooooo!" the boys cried, "Does that mean we have to go get a job and start begging again?"
"Yup, have fun!" Helen giggled. "Blame Alex, not us."
"I wonder what's up with Alex and bathrooms," Michelle said, leaving the boys to whine to Alex.
"I don't know," Jenny replied. "I guess that's another adventure we need to make................"
THE END


Friday, April 18, 2008

Sorry

Sorry guys, but I don't have much time on my hands right now, so you need to wait for my story. Just saying.

Haiku

I like all haikus
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Hey

Hey everyone, today is my Dad's birthday! Say Happy Birthday!

SAY IT!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

OMG!!!!!

I'm at school and checking my blog!!!!!!!!! So COOL!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

My Life

Here is a poem about my life:

My Life
Every morning I wake up at 7:00 am dreading the following day, whatever day it is.
At school I have class after class, with only 5 MINUTES in between each as a "break".
I sometimes think my friends don't trust me like they should.
Why do I feel that way sometimes, you ask? Well, they have a secret they tell EVERYONE but me.
My friends are going emo, and I think it has something to do with me. I THINK! I'M NOT SURE!
I also think that the emo part is rubbing off on me, because I'm not feeling like my usual self.
On Friday-Saturday I have extra curricular classes that put pressure on me.
I got an 88 on a science test.
But I don't care, because I should be thankful for everything that I have because I know others are not as lucky as I am. So all you people out there that are whining about your problems and being emo, you should realize that you're hurting other's feelings, too. And I think you need to take other's feelings into consideration before you whine your butt off.
And just so you know, I'm not going to be influenced under all this emo stuff, because I am happy and content knowing the fact that I am alive.
(And michelle, I'm sorry I said emo, but some people are more "emotionally dead than you, so yeah.)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Cassie's Creative Mini-Blog on Jenny's Awesome Blog

Since Cassie, my little sister, wants a blog, but doesn't have a gmail and doesn't want it to be on my account, her "ideas" are going to be posted on my blog. So, please welcome Cassie's Creative Mini-Blog.



If you're left handed, then you're lucky. But not on St. Patrick's Day. I know from experience. I always have bad luck on St. Patrick's Day. But when I was a baby, I always have good luck. But now since I'm older, I get bad luck. Here's how I'm creative:


  1. Maybe no one ever thought of this, but I put strings on the door to make it "decorative".

  2. On a math problem, I couldn't figure out a math problem, so I changed the problem. But I didn't get in trouble for that. :)
  3. This morning I had for breakfast pound cake mixed with gogurt and banana. It was good!

These are some of the reasons that I am creative. I hope you like my mini blog a lot. I like it! So does my sister. I think.


Friday, March 21, 2008

Guess Who??

For those of you who know, this was supposed to be on my newspaper, but since i have a blog, ive decided to quit that and put it on here. If u know who it is, leave a coment and tell me who you think. If you get it right, I'll think of something. Happy guessing! (i copied michelle's idea)

I am a boy.
I am asian.
I go to SMS.
My favorite color is green.
I'm in 7th grade.
Michelle and Helen always talk about me. :)
My best friend is a duck.

WHO AM I?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Story for when i'm bored-Ch. 2

Chapter 2

A long time ago, these children didn't have these special powers. They were chosen by the trainer to have powers, and when the process was done, the powers reflected the kid's personality. Here are the mysterious pasts of the kids:

  1. Jenny Ren/Water: Jenny was a citizen of a planet still not yet known, it is so far away from our galaxy. That planet was very clean, fun, had lots of technology, it was awesome! (Just like Jenny.) Anyway, her planet had gotten into a war with another planet, so she immigrated closer to the sun and lived from then on at Earth. But Jenny wasn't an alien, or a monster, or anything. She looked human, she was human, she had no special powers, and she still needed air to breathe. One day, while Jenny was at the beach in the water, she fell through to the........well, to somewhere still under water. Then she found out she could breathe under water and could do many things with it.
  2. Michelle Lu/Air: Michelle was a mermaid from the under water city of Atlantis. She was terribly afraid of land, but even more afraid of air. One day, while she was searching for purple pearls, a hurricane sucked her up and she found herself in the air. Soon she realized that the hurricane was gone and she was flying in the air, just like swimming in the ocean. Later she found out she could move clouds and control the wind. Finally, after 2 days, her tail turned to legs, and she was a human with powers, not a vain mermaid.
  3. Yanan Wang/Lightning: Yanan was actually a raindrop falling from the sky in a thunderstorm. Back up in the cloud in Rain Society, she had a habit of slapping you when you made her mad. So when she was falling through the sky, lightning struck her and changed her into a human just as she was about to hit the ground. Yanan was really mad that she had changed into a human, so she slapped the tree, which of course she set on fire with her powers.
  4. Alex Luong/Earth: Before he discovered his powers, Alex was a weird type of sheep that instead of eating grass, ate the dirt. The other sheep laughed at him because he was so short, since he didn't get any nutrients from the dirt. One day when he was eating dirt, a rock choked him and he couln't breathe. So he passed out and when he woke up again, he was a human. The other sheep were still laughing at him, so he got so mad he shaped a hole in the land where the sheep stood and they fell to who knows where. That's how he found out about his powers. But he still couldn't get rid of his habit, so every time he's hungry, he eats the earth for a little snack.
  5. Gary Guo/fire: Gary was a little gold fish that swam in the waters closest to the equator. He was very shiny and looked like fire in the water when the sun reflected on his scales. One day, because of global warning, the sun was so hot it burned his scales and he blew up, which transformed him into a human with fire powers. He was so surprised he burned all the fish near him. Then they all combusted and burned Gary.
  6. Joseph Lee/spells: Joseph was a very stupid nerd, but he was still kinda smart because he was a nerd. So one day, he fell into a vat of toxic waste and found a book on spells. The toxic waste was magical, because he somehow got himself out and was clean and smelled like he normally does, which I haven't smelled, but I bet it doesn't smell good. Well, that's how Joseph got his powers. :)

Story for when I'm bored-Ch. 1

Chapter 1

As the sun shone on Mt. Kilano, 6 children woke up, ready for another tiring day. There were 3 girls and 3 boys in training on Mt. Kilano, and they each had special powers. Here is a list of the kids and their powers:

  1. Jenny Ren/water
  2. Michelle Lu/air
  3. Yanan Wang/lightning
  4. Alex Luong/earth
  5. Gary Guo/fire
  6. Joseph Lee/ spells

These children were very special. They could do things other people can't. These kids are so strong they can defeat the darkness, but only if they work together and use their brains, which sometimes they can't find. So get ready for the next chapter, because that is where we tell you about these kids' pasts. They are very interesting.

Story for when I'm bored-Prologue

I'm so bored, so i'm gonna type a story. This is going to be an on-going story so I can type it whenever I'm bored. So, here goes:

Prologue
Long, long ago, in the year of 2587, a deep darkness awoke from it's slumber. Slowly, it killed unsuspecting people, one by one. No one noticed until thousands of people were missing. The people needed to devise a way to destroy this evil, whatever it was. So, when 6 children with unnatural talents were born, they were taken away to a remote island, Mt. Kilano, to train them on how to destroy this evil. For many years these children trained, and after a decade, the war began.

Yanan's Shout Out!

Yanan wants a shout out:
Yanan Rules!

A Wonderful Poem by Moi

This is a poem by Jenny. It is about a fight meant for comedy.

Kick him in the leg.
Slug him in the gut.
Punch him in the nose.
And kick him in the bu-the other leg.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

PLEEEZ PLEEEZ PLEEEZ

ummmmmmmm, guys? Could u please like, post comments on my blog? Because I feel kinda lonely when everybody else's blogs are thiving and mines like starving in the corner. (I like my metaphor!) so, please be a kind person, and post comments and come to my blog, and stuff. Thnx!!!

The Rumor of the SMS Orch Gold Necklace

As some of you might know (or maybe not), this "John" bought a gold necklace in Chicago for this "Stacy". Helen Li and Sebrina Yan keep trying to convince me and Michelle that it did happen and that it was gold. Well, being the nerd that I am, I obviously thought that it wasn't true. (oh. btw, Claudia is Stacy's cousin.) And I had backup, cause Michelle adn Claudia thought it wasn't true, either. well, in teh end I was right, because FINALLY Helen told me that "John" had bought the necklace for 27$. I mean, who sells a gold necklace for 27$???? Weirdos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIchelle's Shout Out!

Michelle wants to say:

I'M JUST COOL LIKE THAT! xDDDD shes messed up

Hiya peeps!

this is my blog. :D hope u like it!!!!!!!!!!