FUNNIEST Club Penguin Chat Ever! :D

Ok. So..yesterday I went on Club Penguin (forced by my sister), and I was just randomly walking around and saying stuff, when the FUNNIEST conversation started. I was like, cracking up.

Ok. So two people were in the conversation....1 was a guy, since his name was DRocker....and another was a girl, since her screen name was Cherry something. Let's just call her Cherry.

So I went into the Pizza Parlor/Place...or whatever, and there was a piano there, right? So I sat on top of it waiting for something interesting to happen. And then Cherry was there, and she was the "waitress", and so she was waiting for any "customers", since apparently I already had a "cheese pizza."

Ok. So then DRocker comes in, and then he sees Cherry, and walks toward her, and SITS on top of her. Like, I guess he was just trying to sit NEXT to her, but on my computer screen, he was on her.

And then I was thinking, "Well, maybe it's just an innocent kid and they aimed wrong." But then DRocker was all, "Sup". And I was like..."Ok, no innocent kid sits on another kid's penguin and says 'sup'". So I was freaking out for Cherry, and I was all like: WADDLE AWAY! , 'cause I had a sudden flashback of when that freaky "jose" dude texted me and said I had a "sexy voice", causing me to change my voicemail to automatic and really freaking me out.

But then Cherry had to be all like: Hi.

And I was like: !@#$% CHERRY! IT'S SOME FREAKING PERV! GET YOUR PENGUIN BUTT AWAY FROM HIM/HER!!! ('Cause you never know...)

And here's the rest of the conversation, with my comments in parenthesis, and their actions (I know, sounds wrong) in italics. Well, not italics...you'll know when there's actions. :P

DRocker: We got off at the wrong foot (WHO SAYS THAT?!?! no offense, i mean...for a guy who sits on girls and says sup, I don't think that's the correct words to say..)

DRocker: at the night club

Cherry: yeah (0.o.....you're not supposed to ACKNOWLEDGE someone was mean to you!! ...but then again, there's nothing else to say)

DRocker: sorry about that

Cherry: It's ok (AWWWWWW!)

Me: (I was in the conversation too!) plays romantic music in the background (AND NO ONE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP!!! :D) - ok, that was lame, but I was just trying to see if DRocker was a really mean guy to be mean to Cherry....

-silence-

DRocker: Don't you get tired around here? (DUDE. YOU JUST CLICK AROUND...IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY PENGUINS!!!!)

-Cherry "serves" other random penguins, who are probably watching this with as much interest as I am- (HAHA. SHE IGNORED YOU, DRocker!!! :P)

DRocker: Do you want to go somewhere else?

Unfortunately after that, I had to log off.........but that last sentence made me CRACK UP/GET SCARED!!!! WHAT WAS DRocker GONNA DO TO CHERRY?!?!? LIKE, SIT ON HER??? EVEN MORE????? D: AND DUDE! YOU GUYS ARE ON AN INTERACTIVE GAME!! THERE'S NO NEED TO "GO SOMEWHERE ELSE"!!!!! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA MEET IN REAL LIFE!!!!!

AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO CHERRY?!!?!!?!?!? THERE ARE NO PERVY MOTIONS IN CLUB PENGUIN!!! EXCEPT FOR REPEATEDLY SITTING ON EACH OTHER REPEATEDLY!!! OR DANCING ON EACH OTHER!! 0.o Scary thought...

Anyways, I thought that was funny, and I wanted to share it with you guys. :P

This just shows how many sick people there are in the world...