UNTITLED STORY - CHAPTER ONE.

"Hiii Jennyy..." Gary said, with a creepy smile.


"Stop it! You've been freaking me out for the past hour!!>.<"

I was stuck with Gary for a 2 hour long bus ride. We were sitting together, and I have NO CLUE why. Our last names weren't even close!

Anyways, today's the last day of school, and we're stuck on the crappy bus on the way to nerd camp, where we'll do schoolwork for the WHOLE summer, and then ride this bus back home, where we'll rest for a week before going back to school. AGAIN.

"OMG Jenny! Aren't you just SO EXCITED?" (Gary was trying to act like a girl. It's like a thing that we had going on last year.)

I managed a fake smile. "Sure. It's like a nerd's paradise. Too bad I'm NOT A NERD!!"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" exclaimed Gary. "You're the one who wanted to come here in the first place!!"

"Ok, fine, I am excited. But...I hope we get weekends off." Hi, guys, it's Jenny! :D Whenever I'm italicized, that means it's not part of the story. But anyways, sorry about the last sentence. Couldn't think of what else to write. :-/ 'Cause it was true. I WAS excited. And my parents DID first introdue this whole nerd camp thing to my friends' parents. And I know I TRY to sound un-nerdy, but...I'm just really into all this school-related stuff. It's like, that's just who I am. Like some people have an inner hippie, or whatever, I have an inner nerd.

The bus screeched at the stoplights, and my head hit the window.

"AGH!" Haha, isn't that so realistic??

"At least YOU didn't almost fall into the aisle," Gary said. I kind of blanked out for a moment, and then I was like, "Oh, yeah. 'Cause you're in the aisle seat...and..." (I have my moments, ok?) Then Gary game me one of those weird smiles where he squints and tries to lok cute. "Check out Michelle and Joseph," he said. "I bet they're flirting over there." SORRY, SORRY!!! DON'T HATE ME!!! BUT IT IS REALISTIC, ISN'T IT?!?!

We craned our heads over the tops of the seats to look at our friends, Joseph and Michelle, at the front of the bus. Michelle was staring stormily out the window, and Joseph was texting.


"What are they doing?!" Gary hissed. "I can't see! Some nerdy kid's head is in my way." lol, the nerdy kid is another character. see what I did there?? :P


It's really weird, because Gary's shorter than me. And Joseph and I are the same height, and Michelle's the tallest. It's like they haven't gotten their growth spurt, or something, even though we're going into 8th grade... I'M KIDDING! IT'S FOR THE STORY'S SAKE!! DON'T HATE ME!! BTW, a little note. the story's not gonna really be funny in the first few chapters. i have to EXPLAIN everything. so yeah.


Michelle and I always make jokes about their height, though, so it doesn't really hurt their feelings anymore. :P


"You should really get taller," I smirked at Gary. "But since I'm so very nice, I'll tell you that Michelle and Joseph are ignoring each other." Which isn't so weird, since they had a relationship together in 6th grade which didn't turn out so well...


The rest of the bus ride was spent chatting and joking with Gary, until he crashed. (He had a Monster before the ride.) ISN'T THAT SO REALISTIC?!?!? some of you might not get it, but if you were there for the july 4th fireworks, you'd know. :P


Then I thought of what we were gonna do at nerd camp. Because, like I said, I couldn't help it. :) I know, sorry, lame ending...but....ugh.






"Haha, did you hear what that shorty said, Kevin?"


"No, James. I don't care. I'm taking screenshots, which is formal for screenscans. Or something like that. Wanna see?"


"He called you a nerdy kid!"


"Well, doi, he is a nerdy kid. Who else brings a MAC to camp?"

"Shut up, Alex. It's a nerd camp. I can bring all the Macs I want there."

"I don't even know what I'm doing here. I'm SO not a nerd. Nerds don't have spazzy moments like me."

"It's ok, Yanan. Everyone can be dumb sometimes. Your problem is just for the rest of your life. :P" JUST KIDDING! BUT THAT IS TOTALLY REALISTIC, YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME.

"Shut up, Mary. You're not helping here."

"BUT IT IS TRUE, RIGHT?!"

"I agree with Helen, Yanan. You're just not cut out for a nerdy lifestyle. You should go to spaz camp."

"You know what, Kevin? I wouldn't be talking if I were you. At least I didn't come here LAST YEAR, too. :P:P:P:P"

Do you see what I did there? I put all of your names in your quotes! :D

But anyways, sorry....I couldn't think of a better way to portray you guys...and sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. :(

Yeah, it's not gonna be real funny in the first few chapters, as I've said earlier. The fun'll start when some people are evil and perverted. :P can't wait! thanks for reading, too. :D