Poem from 3rd Grade

LOL heey guys! I was looking through my stuff this weekend, and then I found my poetry folder from when I was in 3rd grade (and you guys probably didn't know me yet). I was a pretty violent kid back then...

The Fighting Poem (O_O I had weird titles)
Kick him in the leg!
Slug him in the gut.
Punch him in the nose,
and kick him in the ASS.

o.o I think the last word was supposed to be butt, 'cause it rhymed with gut.. But I think this was around the time when I looked up my name in the dictionary, and it meant ass, or a female animal....so I'm guessing I wanted to use my name in the poem? o.o

And I have no clue where this came from...probably read it in some book, and then edited it to suit myself. I highly doubt I could make up such a GENIUS poem when I was SO LITTLE! :D (Or I was just smart. :P)

LOL THAT'S FUNNY.

But seriously.

:) I just wanted to show you guys a tidbit of my life...so..' Til next time! Be happy, and stay alive!

Happy Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day!!

Hey guys! Today, February 14, 2010, is Chinese New Year AND Valentine's Day! XD Let's all celebrate this great day by getting fatTER (not fat. fatTER. there's a difference, and besides..you can lose it! :D), and realizing the great parts about ourselves and that other special someone.

So first: Chinese New Year. This year is the Year of the Tiger, so for all of you Tigers out there, this is your lucky year! :D But make sure you wear red every day or something...if you're like...50 or older. Us kids don't care about that, and it doesn't give you bad luck (I've experience it, don't worry). If you're superstutious, then I suggest you still wear the red stuff...like those jade necklaces, or a bracelet, or whatever, because if you keep on thinking bad stuff is going to happen to you, IT WILL. O_O

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

Haha sorry had to do that. Next: Valentine's Day!! If you guys are single, don't be all bummed out and feeling left out just because all your FRIENDS have a guy..or girl.

11 Reasons Being Single is AWESOME ~ for girls only..guys, change it to suit you if you're actually reading this.

1. You can watch a chick flick in peace with all your other single girls! Now there's no annoying whines or grumbles or whatever. :)
2. You can have as many crushes as you want, and have no guilt 'cause you're tied down to someone else. :D
3. No checking your cell ever 30 SECONDS just to wonder why he hasn't texted back yet.
4. Lip gloss/lip stick'll stay on longer if you don't have to kiss! :D Now you'll get to taste better the whole day!! (lol pervertedness)
5. If you're going to a dance, you can ask WHOEVER YOU WANT. NOT JUST YOUR BOYFRIEND. :D Or, you can act stupid with your girl friends!
6. NO BORING SPORT CONVERSATIONS...unless you're like a super sporty person. And a girl.
7. When you're in a bad mood, you don't have to hear "Aw, man! What's up with you? Are you PMS-ing?" (Which I never got...why do guys still mention that all the time? They don't even HAVE IT.)
8. One less thing you have to fight about with your parents! :D (or hide from them...)
9. You don't have to ditch YOUR family and friends to hang out with HIS. :) (Unless they're super cool and all, but face it. Your's is still better. :D)
10. No boyfriend = no breakup! And THAT means no crying, and getting fatTER with ice cream and chocolate.
11. You can be really true to YOURSELF, making you a better girlfriend when the right guy DOES come along! :D

But don't get down if you're NOT single!! Either way, it works out great. Today is a day for CELEBRATION!!

12 Reasons He Thinks You're AWESOME!! ~ for girls again...guys, just change it to adapt.

1. You have the greatest personality! Why else would he want to spend time with you?
2. You're different from all the other girls, and he loves that about you. (Why else would he pick YOU to be his girlfriend?)
3. You've got pretty eyes. He could stare at them all day.
4. You're amazing to hang out with! Every second he's with you, his problems just melt away.
5. You've got no problem sharing your food with him...even if it tastes super good.
6. You smell FABULOUS!! EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. He's amazed by it, and I bet he could close his eyes and recognize you by your fragrance. (as in good smell. not bad.)
7. You get super happy over the smallest things. (Ex. that little cute puppy probably doesn't make him happy at all, but seeing YOU gushing over it does. :D) THAT'S SO CUTE!
8. You're honest and real, and don't care about trying to be someone else (hopefully).
9. You probably have a lot of drama in your life, but somehow you still stay positive and happy.
10. You look cute in everything! Even in his ugly old..hat, or sweatshirt, or whatever.
11. You're talented, smart, and teach him something new all the time!
12. You're an AWESOME person who's kind and generous..most of the time...especially to him. He's really lucky to have you!!

*All these countdown thingies courtesy of GL magazine. Don't take it out for copyright, PLEASE.

Well, yeah...I just wanted to make this day special. :) And even if you ARE single (like moi), there's no need to be mopey! Try to make it a great day for everyone...single and non-single. You'll want that to happen to YOU when YOU get a great guy/girl...

Well, have a great day, and good luck, too! You never know..someone might....ask you out today! Or give you a red envelope full of MONEY! :D

Bullying :-/

Heey guys! First off, before I begin my ranting, I'd like to say thanks to Alex, Michelle, CLAIRE, and any OTHER unknown readers. (I'm really surprised. Once my polls had up to 8 votes! Of course, the same person could've voted more than once, but I like to stay on the positive side. :D)

*And sorry for surprising you with my cussing, Claire. I'll try to watch my language in the future. :P

Well, back to the original topic. I'm just really annoyed yet amused at how mean people are these days. They just go around teasing other people, and I don't get how they think it's fun.

Ok, well, I do...but it doesn't do much for the other person, and you'll just make another enemy. I think it's better to have friends, but maybe that's just me? (lol that rhymes)

Anyways. Every day I have to carpool home with Jeremy and David, and today we had to wait a while because Jeremy's brother was having an asthma attack or something. So these 2 white kids and this other African American kid just come up and start bothering Jeremy, or something. But they didn't have a reason to. Jeremy was just minding his own business sitting up on the Tessa Lakes sign and reading. I mean, he looked kinda dorky, but everyone has their moments. He just has more than the norm. LOL jk, I'm just joking.

But seriously.

XD anyways, so this one kid just goes up to him and starts messing with him. I don't even know under what category of teasing or harrassing or whatever this falls under, but he was just doing weird explosion things and fake-punching Jeremy and pretending to ram into his stomach. Which is stupid if you ask me, because according to Newton's 3rd law (I know, i'm so smart. XP lol jk.), every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So therefore, if this kid rams into Jeremy's stomach as hard as he can, he'll bounce off as hard as possible, and land on Michelle's bike, giving him a bunch of gashes and whatnot.

But he didn't do that, and he wouldn't stop, and Jeremy got all mad, so Michelle, Yanan, and I WENT TO THE RESCUE! XD

Yup, Michelle was like, "Hey! Get away." And then I was all "go pick on other people. You're not worth him." (I had to say something egotistic for him to get his attention.) And then his friends and him were starting to go away, when Yanan recognized him from band and was all, "You suck at percussion."

This scared them away. I guess Yanan has some "connections"...and we have senority, of course. :) They didn't scream and run away, or anything, but they left, which was an EPIC WIN, if you ask me.

It just bugs me how people put up with the teasing like Jeremy. He could easily sit on the kid and his friends and they'd all suffocate and beg for him to get up. But no, he just stays there trying to pretend that nothing's happening and then run to us.

I can only imagine what happens when we're not there...It's just so sad..

But what bugs me EVEN MORE is how people can't REALIZE that they're being harrassed and teased! They should at least stand up for THEMSELVES. Or laugh it off. Don't play into the people's hands and look like you'll do anything to be their friend. THAT'S RETARDED.

I know no one likes making enemies (well, the people I know don't...most of them), but having annoying fake friends that hate you aren't really that much better... Just make sure that they know that you're not gonna put up with you being their pet, and it should be all good.

Unless of course, your situation is some big muscleman kid who steals lunch money and is the stereotypical bully. Then my only thought to you is good luck, and switch schools.

Well, until then... :) Again, thanks for all my readers, you give me motivation to not waste internet. Have a great life, and enjoy Valentine's Day and CHINESE NEW YEAR!! XD