Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day!!

Hey guys! Today, February 14, 2010, is Chinese New Year AND Valentine's Day! XD Let's all celebrate this great day by getting fatTER (not fat. fatTER. there's a difference, and besides..you can lose it! :D), and realizing the great parts about ourselves and that other special someone.

So first: Chinese New Year. This year is the Year of the Tiger, so for all of you Tigers out there, this is your lucky year! :D But make sure you wear red every day or something...if you're like...50 or older. Us kids don't care about that, and it doesn't give you bad luck (I've experience it, don't worry). If you're superstutious, then I suggest you still wear the red stuff...like those jade necklaces, or a bracelet, or whatever, because if you keep on thinking bad stuff is going to happen to you, IT WILL. O_O

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

Haha sorry had to do that. Next: Valentine's Day!! If you guys are single, don't be all bummed out and feeling left out just because all your FRIENDS have a guy..or girl.

11 Reasons Being Single is AWESOME ~ for girls only..guys, change it to suit you if you're actually reading this.

  1. You can watch a chick flick in peace with all your other single girls! Now there's no annoying whines or grumbles or whatever. :)
  2. You can have as many crushes as you want, and have no guilt 'cause you're tied down to someone else. :D
  3. No checking your cell ever 30 SECONDS just to wonder why he hasn't texted back yet.
  4. Lip gloss/lip stick'll stay on longer if you don't have to kiss! :D Now you'll get to taste better the whole day!! (lol pervertedness)
  5. If you're going to a dance, you can ask WHOEVER YOU WANT. NOT JUST YOUR BOYFRIEND. :D Or, you can act stupid with your girl friends!
  6. NO BORING SPORT CONVERSATIONS...unless you're like a super sporty person. And a girl.
  7. When you're in a bad mood, you don't have to hear "Aw, man! What's up with you? Are you PMS-ing?" (Which I never got...why do guys still mention that all the time? They don't even HAVE IT.)
  8. One less thing you have to fight about with your parents! :D (or hide from them...)
  9. You don't have to ditch YOUR family and friends to hang out with HIS. :) (Unless they're super cool and all, but face it. Your's is still better. :D)
  10. No boyfriend = no breakup! And THAT means no crying, and getting fatTER with ice cream and chocolate.
  11. You can be really true to YOURSELF, making you a better girlfriend when the right guy DOES come along! :D

But don't get down if you're NOT single!! Either way, it works out great. Today is a day for CELEBRATION!!

12 Reasons He Thinks You're AWESOME!! ~ for girls again...guys, just change it to adapt.

  1. You have the greatest personality! Why else would he want to spend time with you?
  2. You're different from all the other girls, and he loves that about you. (Why else would he pick YOU to be his girlfriend?)
  3. You've got pretty eyes. He could stare at them all day.
  4. You're amazing to hang out with! Every second he's with you, his problems just melt away.
  5. You've got no problem sharing your food with him...even if it tastes super good.
  6. You smell FABULOUS!! EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. He's amazed by it, and I bet he could close his eyes and recognize you by your fragrance. (as in good smell. not bad.)
  7. You get super happy over the smallest things. (Ex. that little cute puppy probably doesn't make him happy at all, but seeing YOU gushing over it does. :D) THAT'S SO CUTE!
  8. You're honest and real, and don't care about trying to be someone else (hopefully).
  9. You probably have a lot of drama in your life, but somehow you still stay positive and happy.
  10. You look cute in everything! Even in his ugly old..hat, or sweatshirt, or whatever.
  11. You're talented, smart, and teach him something new all the time!
  12. You're an AWESOME person who's kind and generous..most of the time...especially to him. He's really lucky to have you!!

*All these countdown thingies courtesy of GL magazine. Don't take it out for copyright, PLEASE.

Well, yeah...I just wanted to make this day special. :) And even if you ARE single (like moi), there's no need to be mopey! Try to make it a great day for everyone...single and non-single. You'll want that to happen to YOU when YOU get a great guy/girl...

Well, have a great day, and good luck, too! You never know..someone might....ask you out today! Or give you a red envelope full of MONEY! :D

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