Hey guys you know how in Algebra and other math classes we learn all this graphing crap, and we're like..."ok..so when are we going to have to use this in real life?" Well, now..I'VE FOUND AN ANSWER!!
Well...not for inverse or exponential or square root functions, but I HAVE found one for linear!
For those of you noneducated people out there, linear equations are straight lines on a graph. They usually follow the equation of y=mx+b. And there's lots of ways to find its intercepts, equation, blah blah blah.
"DON'T BE A BITCH WITH YOUR CHIT CHAT! JUST SHUTUP, AND SHOW ME WHERE YOUR DICK'S AT!" Lol sorry. is that the lyrics to the song? (By Ke$Ha)
AANYWAYS, you use like..linear equations for graphing stuff, and it FINALLY represents life: the older you get, the lazier you get. :) This I realized by seeing my friends, my ASIAN friends, who are usually on top of things, start slacking off, and failing stuff, and not crying and trying to make it up.
Of course, there are always exceptions, like.. my mom, who is VERY lazy, but still does what she has to do. Like cook and clean. Of course, now she makes me help her, so therefore she has to do less work while I do more. But don't be confused, I'm getting lazier, too. I remember once in 6th grade, I got an 89 on a test and I started to cry..what a wuss I was back then.
Lol and now, I get an 84 on a test, and I don't make it up. :P It's like...you just accept it, you know? Also, none of us even study for tests anymore. I feel guilty and like...review the night before, but I remember those innocent days when my friends and I would study weeks before tests in elementary school. I wonder how I had all that time...
Enough about school, I don't practice instruments as much anymore...my teachers are really "disappointed" in me because I haven't "lived up to my full potential." (She didn't say she was disappointed, but you could totally tell by her facial expression.)
And like, ok...let's talk about old people in this world. Some of them rely on their children to do stuff for them. Of course, they can't do it themselves sometimes because their body limits them, but...I bet they still wouldn't want to do them themselves. They just like..wake up early and go out to walk in the park or whatever.
Lol watch me get ambushed by all these elderly people. D:
I used to be a morning person, too, but now I'm more of a...10-11ish person. And I bet lots of my friends are like that, too.
In conclusion, on a graph of lazyness as the y axis and age on the x axis, the older you are, the more you are lazy. So the line is a positive one going to the upper right. :) I feel so smart. They should make me write an essay about this thing. I'd so beast.
Haha I KID! I'd rather eat and sleep.
Hmm but then I'd get fat... >.< This is harder than I thought.
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i thought it was "don't be a little b**** with your chit chat, just show me where your d***'s at"
wait, did you change your username again? i thought it was tofu.
and thanks, i didn't know the full lyrics, but the important words were there. :P
yeah. those are the right lyrics.
Jenny: just saying, I've always been lazy and lethargic like. :) so not much has changed. xD
... i don't get it. ._.
you use linear equations later on in life when you're an asian engineer. duhhh.
anyway. no one cries about grades unless they fail anymore. and if i went in to correct an 84 i'm pretty sure helen would call me dumb :]
o.0 Michelle. I don't get it...
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