LOL funny facts

Heey! How's your summer going, guys? Mine's ok...I'm at my grandparents'. With my sister, so I guess it's not as GOOD as it could be, but...I'd rather spend my summer with them than with certain other people. XP

Anyways the food's really good. I'll probably get fatter by the end of the summer, even though I hope I won't. Not really having any plans for summer 'cept for school and camp, 'cause EVERYONE'S FREAKIN' IN CHINA!! I know it's the expo and all, but sheesh. Do you really want to wait 3 hours in the frickin' sun in a line with all these FOB people just to go to an exhibit?!?

Yeah, I know, I would too. It's so worth it, lol. (Jenny=hypocrite)

ANYWAYS. I went on some other person's blog, and I was...enlightened about some..weird actions our body does. Like...I dunno they had facts about orgasms and other weird stuff. It was kinda creepy. But interesting! :D (I am such a sick person. This is what loneliness does to me! DX)

Apparently the def. of an orgasm is "something that's totally awesome", since it's the "climax" of "sexual intercourse." Is it just me, or does this remind you of ELA terms? ARGH now I'm comparing a book with "sexual intercourse"! BTW, there's 5 parts to sex. Who knew?

Hm anyway, I'm really sorry to be all sick and stuff, but I seriously learned stuff from this. Not GOOD stuff, I guess, but...it should help you in life, right? Like..if you're on a game show, and they're like.."How many different orgasms could girls have?" And you could be all smart and nerdy and be like, "2!!!" (BTW, that's true.)

Ok, the facts. Guys can get orgasms while being touched on their nipple. o.o I don't know of any girl that would touch a guy's nipple, only guys do that to themselves, I bet. Lol they're lonelier than me. That's a first. XP You can also get orgasms on your hands and feet..losers.

OOH! And like, if you're spine gets electrocuted and oxygenated, or something, technically dead people could orgasm-nate..ish. (is that how you say it? Either way that's creepy...)

HAHA also, guys ejaculate at least 14 gallons of sperm over a lifetime. That's another game show question!! Psh all your friends will be jealous. Not really.

Also, animals have orgasms, too! Scientists think that dolphins have sex for pleasure, actually, and that pigs can have orgasms for 30 minutes. I bet they could kill themselves that way, just twitching with each other. EW.

GAAH i'm so ashamed of myself, but I had to share that...it was soo funny! Anyways, and I'm taking health for summer school this summer, too. I wonder how I'll turn out after that. I'm gonna gross everyone around me out, you can count on that!