The Secret of Life Guards and Fashion??

Hm now that I've overcome my recent sadness and spazziness over Summer School, I've started to focus more on my SURROUNDINGS, you know? And those surroundings would include the pool, of course. And who, do you ask, is at the pool so worth mentioning to be on my blog??

HOT LIFE GUARDS! :D Lol the guy ones, for those that wonder. Girls count, too, I guess.

I dunno but just recently I've realized that almost all guy life guards are reaaally good looking. And I'm POSITIVE it's not just me...I mean, hasn't everyone read like a magazine article, or a story, or book, etc. about some girl falling in love with a hot life guard??

But then when school starts they break up since she discovers his hideous personality or whatever. But who cares?? We can just look at them for now. *drools*

Lol I'm just kidding. But seriously, I wanna know what makes them so hot. I know they all have like 6 packs and other hunky muscles from swim training. And I guess that have like..a tan, from the sun.

But I mean, being a life guard can't change your face... If it could, then everyone would want to be a life guard!! So how... I mean, why can't all guys look like that?

Nah I take that back. Then you couldn't compare, and be like "Well my guy looks better than your's. :P" But seriously. And doesn't having hot life guards defeat the purpose?? I mean, say you have to save this drowning girl. But maybe, since she's so weak - spirited, when she sees you, she faints and just drowns anyways. Lol can you get fired for that?

Anyways I was just wondering. Summer has a lot of hot guys. Someone needs to tell me their secret. :D

On another subject, I just recently got invited to some fashion website named Lookville. Apparently you can only join on invitation, and I was invited since my blog looked spiffy. :) I mean, I'm very glad for the compliment to my blog, but they obviously don't know me if I'm invited to a FASHION website.

Well, I joined anyways, and then I quit because I couldn't understand the thing, lol. It's like..you post pictures of yourself wearing something you think looks cool, or whatever, and you can comment and give advice.

I didn't understand 3/4 of what the advice givers were saying, and I couldn't really see what was wrong with the outfits... I mean, they looked fine to me. Except for some reaally racy ones, which confused me since the advice givers said they liked it. 0.o

But I feel kind of left out, lol. I mean all those girls out there are dressing up, and I can't understand how to. :( Sometimes I think even guys are better at matching clothes than me. *Cough* As in my friend Alex, who tried explaining to me why he only wore certain shirts with these certain shoes. It took me awhile to get. >.<

Hm am I too un feminine? I care about how I look...like I don't look like a hobo, and I want to look pretty. But after going onto that website, I see I have a lot to learn. Maybe Alex should give me tutoring sessions. XP

Aah just kidding!! That would be awkward.

No but seriously, I really need help. D: