"New Moon" and Our Epic Failure. XD

LOLS! Ok. So yesterday Michelle and I went to the AMC Theaters to watch "New Moon"! I was so excited to see Jacob and his shirtlessness. Apparently, Michelle was too. ;D

Anyways, we got there, and we didn't even buy any food because the line was SO LONG. We just went directly to the movie theater, and there were NO 2 EMPTY SEATS TOGETHER EXCEPT FOR THE HANDICAPPED ONES. AND EVERYONE SAW US, BUT NO ONE SCOOTED DOWN FOR US. This shows how nice everyone is! COUGH COUGH NOT.

Anyways. So then Michelle and I had to sit on the steps! On the FLOOR! We had NO FOOD, AND HAD TO SIT ON THE GROUND. I COULD TOTALLY SUE AMC THEATERS FOR THIS WHOLE THING! (But then again, that requires work, so I'm not gonna do that. XD)

Ok, so the movie itself. Um..I liked this one better than Twilight, because Edward was mostly gone. XD Don't get me wrong, he's cool and all IN THE BOOK, but in the movie, he's just...ew. But I'm totally Team Edward for the book. Just..not the movie. 'Cause Jacob's waaaay hotter.

Ok, so main recap. Bella's turned 18, so "older" than Edward now, and Alice wanted to give her a bday party. She got a paper cut, and then Jasper was all like "YUMMY!" But the next part is SO STUPID. EDWARD FLINGS BELLA INTO A BUNCH OF GLASS TO PROTECT HER. THAT IS SO IRONIC! IT JUST MAKES IT MORE BLOOD!!!

Blah. So...and then Edward feels bad and lies to Bella about hating her so he'll get out of her life. Then JACOB!!! comes to the rescue, with him and his buffness.

Ok, well first Bella goes into depression, and then she realizes then when she does reckless stuff, she'll have hallucinations of Edward telling her not to do that. :) So she goes to Jacob and uses him to build her some motorcycles, which she uses to "see" Edward.

But then that goes wrong, because she sees him everywhere, and ends up flipping over her motorcycle and cutting up her forehead.

HAHA THIS PART'S SO FUNNY. Jacob's all "OH NO!! rips off shirt and shows super buff abs and other muscles, then uses the shirt to stop Bella's bleeding Don't worry, you'll be fine." XD Way to make a smooth move.

Anyways, Victoria, the enemy, somehow gets into all this, and then Bella figures out that Jacob and his gang are werewolves, and then she jumps off a cliff to see Edward.

Edward thinks that Bella suicided, so he wanted to provoke the Volturi into killing him by using his super pale and sparkly body in the sunlight to scare everyone. But Bella comes and tackles him at the last minute, and then she meets the Volturi (the leader is probably some proffessional rapist, 'cause he's a reaaalllly touchy feely guy).

But Jane is SO PRETTY! AND HER BROTHER, ALEC OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IS PRETTY, TOO! THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GO OUT! (They're vampires, so it doesn't really make a different right?)

Anyways, Alice sees Bella as "one of them", and then everyone votes, so Bella gets to be a vampire later. And then Edward proposes to her.

So...I guess the movie was ok, it wasn't as good as it should be, but....most of the books are her thoughts and feelings, so I guess it's pretty hard to make all the visual. Anyways. BELLA'S SO MEAN. SHE USES JACOB TO FEEL BETTER, AND THEN EDWARD COMES ALONG, SO SHE RUNS AFTER HIM AND JUST DITCHES JACOB.

But you know Eric the Azn guy? lol he's SO CUTE! Like....I guess he looks cute too, but he's soo funny! He's like, crying on the Romeo and Juliet movie, and everyone else is just like..ew. XD

And he loves Angela so much it's SOO CUTE! :D He's like kissing her all the time, and he's like PICTURE!! XDD Lol. (But my Korean guy is WAY cuter and hotter than him. XD)

Anyways...I think I'm gonna be Team Eric from now on. :) He makes the movie just so much more better...

But you know what's SO...yucky? Edward shirtless. Like, he takes off his shirt, and you can...well, I think he has a 6 pack, or something. But you can't even tell, and he's all hairy. EW! And Jacob's just like, BAM! 8 PACK! And he's all tan and not hairy.

Stupid movie Edward...ruined the shirtlessness.

Lol, and Michelle was like..."OMG! He took off his shirt!" when Jacob did. Hhah...so she's actually an avid fangirl at heart. :) Go michelle! I knew you had it in you!!

Yup..so that was our "New Moon" experience. Like I said, we had no food or drinks and had to sit on the floor, so I'm pretty sure it was a very epic azn fail.

BUT WHO CARES?! MY AWESOMENESS EVENS IT OUT!! XP