OMG today at lunch, my sister got all high off of...air, or something.
And then she was all..."REAGAN SAYS MOOOO!! SHE LIKES COWS AND YELLOW!!"
Me: Who's Reagan?
My friend.
Is she a girl?
Yeah she's a girl...why?
Oh. uh. i dunno. Why does she like yellow? That has nothing to do with cows.
NU UH. Milk is yellow!
O_O. What kind of milk are you drinking?! Like..pee in it or something?!
No. SHE drinks that.
Ok, by that time, you can tell I'm seriously worried for this Reagan girl, and I don't think Cassie should be hanging out with her anymore, lol. (No, but seriously. I'm really concerned for kids Cassie's age these days.)
Also, today Cassie asked me for a napkin, and I was like, "What's the magic word?" 'Cause I've seen a bunch of parents do that, and then the cute little kid would be like, bambi eyes and all, "Pweeze?" And the parents would be like "Good kid! ;D"
But apparently it doesn't work with Cassie, 'cause I gave her a napkin, then she stole all of them AND took mine. And then she yelled, "BASK IN MY GLORY!! }:D"
Ok, um, if I remember correctly, I'M the AWESOME one, who's glory everyone should bask in. Where'd THAT come from?!
Maybe Reagan gave her a sip of her urinated milk, or something. Anyways, I'm gonna stay kind of awake during my sleep, 'cause you never know, with Cassie like this...She's already dangerous enough already.
Isn't it funny how sometimes reality just reaches up and slaps you in the face? HAHAHAHAHA no.
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