Showing posts with label kevin. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Quarter Year Apologies

Heey guys. I have some free time today, and I realized that I've done a lot of wrong things this whole 2010 year. So...almost 1/4 of it's gone, and I think it's time that I repent.

GOD: I'm sorry for being so sinful this year (so far...it's gonna change, I promise), and sometimes forgetting to pray to you. (>.< oops) But again, thanks for seeing me through all the hardships in life so far, and...giving me something to believe in. :D What would I ever do without you? (Oh, wait..I know. Sink into depression and wither away like flowers in winter.) Hehe that was a bit dark. But thanks, anyways..for watching over me and forgiving me. :)

Michelle: Sup bud? Hmm...I'm really sorry for freaking out about school and stuff. I can't really help it, I mean...if I don't do good in school, and since I pretty much fail at about everything else, wouldn't I just turn into some loner Asian on the street? So, yeah, thanks for putting up with me... And though I get annoying sometimes, I want you to know that it's MOSTLY not on purpose. :P No, I'm serious. Most of the time I can't help it. Also, apologies for making fun of you and poking you and all that other stuff...thanks for sticking by me and being a great friend I can lean on (on certain days, at least). But I mean...I can't expect you to be nice EVERY day. :P So gracias for all your love, and please appreciate mine. :)

Yanan: Hola Yanan. :) Thanks for being there for me, (especially during 7th period and spanish!), and making me laugh. :) We're getting abs together. lol. Also, sorry for being stupid sometimes, my mind goes kinda slow on random days. Yeah...luv ya, thanks for the good times, and keep them coming! :D

Helen: Hii helen. Lo siento for complaining to you sometimes...I know you didn't mean it THAT much when you told other people you didn't really know well stuff that you kinda kept from me..that hurt a bit. But it's ok. Sorry for bagging on you about that...forgive me? :] Also, thanks for...being a good friend? OH. And that big fatty chocolate bar for Valentine's Day. :) Now THAT was pure delight.

Mary: AWESOMO AMIGO!! :D Thanks for giving me boosts of self - confidence. :P And many many many good memories of laughing. Also, please forgive me for...I dunno...annoying you sometimes? If I ever do..I'm pretty sure it happened once, so...OH. I know. Sorry for just being there when you wanna tell a secret to Michelle or Helen, and I'm just there 'cause i got nowhere else to go. :] Please forgive me? And btw, thanks for awakening me to the wonders of food. XD

Ann: Lol hi Ann. This is like, the 1st year I really actually got close with you and talking to you. Thanks for making me neater and...telling me stuff about school. Sorry for making you perverted, please try not to make Rachel. Also, i know sometimes you got mad at me, I hope you're over that, sorry for whatever I did to anger you...but other than that, thanks for being another great friend.

Gary: Haha hi Gary. :) Sorry for being such an annoying person...just deal with me? But you have to admit, I AM a good friend. :) And at least I don't make FUN of you as much as SOME PEOPLE. COUGH COUGH MICHELLE HELEN COUGH COUGH. And sorry for being such a wuss...apologizing's in my nature, deal with it. Also, heh...sorry for teasing you about Claudia. I can't resist. :PP Ooh. And sorry for lecturing you about your health. Can't help it. (But seriously, getting more sleep will help you A LOT.) XD jkjk. Yeah...thanks for being a great friend, and letting me smile and laugh at you without hating me. Plus you brighten my days, especially in Algebra where I can freeload candy off of you. :D I know there's awkward moments, but please stay a great friend for...I dunno. As long as you can. :) Keep on making me smile!

Alex: Yo. :) (I tried to be cool. Did it work?) Anyways, I'm REALLY sorry for..doing whatever I did to make you hate me. I seriously don't know. Maybe if you told me, I could change it? Also, sorry for sometimes saying things I don't mean, like...well, I don't remember, but if you can't remember either, just remember that for the future. Also, it's cool with you being my stand partner, so KEEP ON DOING GOOD AT VIOLIN. And sorry for always saying you cuss too much. I just don't like it when...we dirty other people's minds, you know? Believe it or not, there's still NOT perverted people in this world... Also, I hope you feel better, with your cold, or whatever. And sometimes you have super huge bags under your eyes, so get some more sleep! And try not to hate on me. I know it's hard... but thanks for the laughs. :)

Rohan: haha first time I ever wrote about YOU in here. Sorry for dissing you in PE, and other times, and that one time I punched you in the stomach. Don't ever scare me like that again. Yeah...thanks for letting me laugh at your stupidity. And sorry for trying to get you off calculators. It's like..your personal drug. :( you should maybe get like...calculator supplements, like they have nicotine ones for smokers. :P Anyways, have fun with life, deal with my disses, accept my apologies, and be honored you were mentioned in this blog. :]

Joseph: Yeah, I'm gonna go back in time for a while. Sorry for being such a bitch to you in 6th grade, I just really didn't like you. 7th grade was better, this year sucks again. Sorry for whatever I did to you to make you IGNORE me, and give me the SILENT TREATMENT. Maybe it's awkward and whatever, but just so you know, I don't hate you. So..if you like..talk to me, I won't kill you or anything. But if you still don't want to, that's ok. :) I'll live. (Maybe just tell me what I did wrong?) OH. And also, thanks for the hat. It's so beast, I'll never be able to repay you for that. Well, like, I could in money, but..the thought that goes behind that...I didn't think anyone would ever get me one. :] so thanks very much for that, sorry about past...hateness, and I won't kill you. promise. (Not that I could even if I tried, but still. It's the thought that counts, right? :P)

Hmm...who else, who else... OH.

Kevin: Hey Kevin! Sorry for being kinda mean to you this year...you were sorta mean to Michelle, so I guess I just got meaner towards you. :( forgive me? Also, hope you stay smart in computers, it'll help you a lot in life. :P

Mark: Heh sorry about forgetting you. Not that you'd care... Anyways, sorry for being so mean to you, especially involving food. It kinda annoys me when you freeload so much off of stupidly helpless people like helen and michelle (no offense, guys. I love you!). But that's ok, you're still a good friend inside, even though you might not seem like it, lol. Thanks for being nice and...sorry about that incident with my dad. But it does serve you right. :P AND stop poking Gary in the cheeks. It annoys the hell out of him, and watch him one day just snap and tackle you. Of course you'd like it, but... T_T. Well, thanks for being there...sorry for my attitude. :]

Yup, I think that's all so far. It's already a pretty significant amount..I really hope you guys read it, because it took me almost 40 minutes to do this. :) Keep on living and being happy guys. If not for yourselves, then at least for me. :) Gracias from all of my heart, soul, mind, body. Love you! (well, some people more than others, but let's not get into that. ;)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Thanks for 2009! :)

Sorry, i felt really compelled to do this because everyone else has been doing it, too. HAPPY NEW YEAR!! XD

Michelle Lu
:D Thanks for sticking by me all these years...sorry for making you feel guilty and whatnot. :) Try not to get too competitive with my nerdiness, 'cause that makes both of us feel bad, lol. Anyways, you're awesome, and never forget that. Sometimes you might feel down or blue or depressed, but know that I'll always be here to sorta brighten up your life. ;) Thanks for teaching me so many things, and introducing me to so many people. Life would be SO MUCH DIFFERENTER without you. (too bad if that's not a word.) Oh! and thanks for the thank-you note...so much it made me cry! D: I hope this MAKES YOU CRY TOO. YOU BETTER. lol jk. but thanks, michelle. for everything. You're my best bff! i love youuu!

Yanan Wang
YANAN MY SPAZZY FRIEND!! Thanks for making me feel better about life, and making it seem fun. If I didn't meet you, then i would've been a loner for fifth grade, so keep up that outgoingness! XD I hope we'll have even SPAZZIER AND FUNNIER MOMENTS NEXT YEAR. POSSIBLY MORE RANDOM TIMES IN SPANISH. MORE FUN TIMES AT PARTIES. Either way, stay my friend, 'cause you're totally awesome, and i love you!! :D Life would be so....awkward without you, lol.

Mary Abella
MARY MY AWESOME BUD!!!!! XDXD I'm so glad i met you in sixth grade!! At first I had no clue who you were, but it's OBVIOUS our awesomeness brought us together! XD You're so funny and nice mary, (not to mention athletic), so KEEP IT THAT WAY! Keep staying social, and fun, and hopefully we'll still have more fun times in the future!! XD I LOVE YOU MY AWESOMO AMIGA!!

Helen Li
Helen! you'll probably never read this, but you've been a really great friend that has taught me so many things. about violin, about life...now i know what to do and not do! lol just kidding. But thanks for...being a good person inside, even though you might be hitting rough patches right now. Don't lose hope, and don't sink into depression, because OUR SUNSHINE WILL LEAD IT THROUGH! XD lol ok...just stay heleny, and..be happy!

Gary Guo
GARY! Um..thanks for being such a great friend throughout the years. Even though we have completely different thoughts, you always listen to me rant and whatnot, and I appreciate it! Thanks for making me laugh and making my days so much brighter. Your stupidity makes me smile! XD LOL JUST KIDDING! but seriously. Anyways, thanks for being such a great friend, blah blah blah. Hope we still have great moments together next year! (And sorry for being such a spaz. not my fault.)

Joseph Lee
Thanks for..waiting for me so much this year! Even though you kinda ignore me...thanks for helping me when i need it, lol. :) I'd be stuck in lotsa bad situations and be all lonely without you. Sorry for being so...i dunno. prying? And...stupid. yeah, and thanks for pulling me on the cooler thing at volunteering for region. XD that was fun.

Mark Li
Haha can't believe i didn't even know you that well until this year! Well, thanks for being so considerate and pretending like you care....and thanks for listening to my ranting. (Yeah, sorry about that...) you make life..i dunno. different. ! You make a difference in my life! Yup...thanks for giving me advice and stuff, that i don't really need...but it still helps. :) I'm glad i met you.

Claudia Thong
CLAUDIA! We've gotten a lot closer this year, and it's good! Thanks for confiding in me, i think, and your compassion and niceness helps me a lot. but stop being so naive. it makes me feel sorry for you. :P Thanks for your friendship, claudia. :)

Arielle Abaigar
ARIELLE! XD Thanks for all the fun times in the locker rooms!! (don't take that the wrong way.) Life is so much more funner with you there! Thanks for all the extra food, and your weird songs, and insights on life. :D I'M SO GLAD I MET YOU!! You'll always be my hippie mermaid/singing buddy!

Ann Keenan
Ann! We've gotten really close this year! Thanks for ALL THE FOOD YOU GIVE ME!! IT TASTES GOOD. I promise ONE DAY...i'll repay you.. :) Thanks for making me realize how slacking off i am, and making stop procrastinating as much. you help me a lot with school-related stuff, so thanks!

Rachel Hoang
GAAh you're not on facebook, but thanks for being so sweet and kind to me! XD Keep up all that good work you're doing!!

Kevin Wu
Um...thanks for all your computery skills and helping me with stuff that i suck at. XD Life's easier with you! you're a great family friend, and thanks for all the time that you've put up with me and my friends and their spazziness. (And stop being so mean to them. They're trying.)

Hmm...who else..oh!

Joyce Huang
hoyce! Thanks for being such a great...locker partner. o.o And keeping me company last year in symphony, so i didn't feel like a loser. Anyways, atlanta was really fun with you there, trying to have slumber parties and drinking starbucks and stuff, so thanks for all the good memories! XD Good luck in symph. next year, especially! BEAST EVERYONE JOYCE!! RAAAAAAARRRRR.

David Nie
Yeah...thanks for making me feel normal when I have to carpool with you guys..lol no offense to them. :) Start standing up for yourself! So when everyone starts pinching you, and rubbing your hair, you can like...kill them. XD Good luck in Symphony next year, too! BEAST EVERYONE WITH JOYCE!! (And good luck with you know who!!)

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ALEX.

Alex Luong
Gaah sorry for putting you way down here. I had an order, but it's like..messed up now. lol Anyways, thanks for trying to cheer me up, and you're so funny Alex! you'll totally do well in life, so stop feeling so low. That's not your personality. AND SMILE MORE. WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE BRACES. XD Thanks for talking to me the first day that I moved here, even though you thought I was a weirdo! That means a lot. lol...thanks for being a great friend, sorry for being such a bad one, yadada...good luck with her!

Ok...sorry if I forgot you, or if I purposely didn't put you on here 'cause i hate you. XD

Sorry if there are any rough patches between us, but please remember that you guys are all awesome, and i am forever in your debt. That sounds stupid..

Anyways, thanks for sticking with me, even though i'm the spazziest person you'll ever meet, and know that i'll always trust you guys, even though i never tell you stuff. :P HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

RANDOM RANTING!!

Hii guys! Sorry for not checkin up...in like....a month. Anyways, it doesn't matter, since no one reads this thing. It's just a way to waste my life and still be a normal teen! :D

lol anyways. Um...ok....so.....I got to watch 2012 at Kevin's bday party, and it was SO SAD. Like, it's about how the world is going to end on December 21, 2012 (Kevin's 16th bday, lol) and the government officials are making preparations.

Which means they're building these huge submarine ship thingies that'll withstand almost anything, and rich people get to buy tickets to live on it and survive! :D

Which also means that us normal people die, and no one's gonna do anything about it.

So anyways..it's about this white family who are trying to sneak onto these boat things, and these Tibetan people help them, and in the end they succeed. ASIAN DETERMINATION!! XD

But some parts in the middle are SO SAD. Like...many selfish people in the end, they do one act of selflessness, but they still die. :( And this one super selfish fat guy, yeah. He gets to LIVE.

I cried FOUR TIMES!! Like, lol i don't remember why, so i can't tell you, but I did. And Michelle cried once...and Gary laughed a bajillion times. So did Alex, but I think a little less.

HOW DO YOU EFFIN CRY WHEN THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END?!?!?! There's fire everywhere, and then Gary's like, "SO BEAUTIFUL!!" You know what's even weirder? He laughed at all the parts that I CRIED AT, TOO.

Then Joseph fell asleep in the back of the theater. I just...I don't know. I give up.

Ok, so after the movie, we went to Kevin's house, where Eric and Cody stripped a baby doll and was giving it CPR. Or like, dry humping it with his mouth. I don't know either. (GAWD, I NEED NEW FRIENDS.)

Next...ooh! I went to the mall and got jeans from American Eagle!! They're skinny jeans!!

Ok uh...oh yeah! no..gaah life is boring.

Anyways, I have so much stuff to tell you, but I don't really wanna, 'cause then I'll never stop, and my hands'll fall off, so...bye.

OH! AND CHECK OUT HELEN'S NEW BLOG! I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE URL YET, BUT SEARCH IT UP!! XD

Ok. now bye. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Comments on Interesting Poll Results...

Holas guys. Sorry, I haven't been on in a while. Not like anyone reads this thing, anyways...

But I came on this blog, and I saw that my polls were closed, and I was like WHOA. THAT IS SO NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. Yup...so..I'm taking them down, so I'ma recap them and explain my thoughts at the same time.

So..the first poll was "How's Life?" And everyone was SO EMO.

It's ok...y tu? - 2. (lol the spanish ness...)
IT SUCKS. I THINK I'M GONNA EXPLODE. - 1. (Ok, I think that was me... :P so no comment).
it's wonderful!! :D - 1 (lol.. well, whoever did that, I hope it's still going great for you. :)
dun care. I want food. - 1 (HAHA. i love your personality!! That would've been my second choice! :D)
It could be better... - 1 (aww that's ok. At least you're not as EMO AS THE LAST PERSON.)
I hate it. no wonder why people suicide. - 1. (Ok, I can't believe someone actually put that...whoever you are, I hope your life gets better. o.o. And stop being so depressed and emo. It's kind of freaking me out...)

All right, next poll. "If you think I like someone, who do you think it is?"

Kevin - 1.
Mark - 4.
Joseph - 3.
Random - 4.

Ok, um...I'm not trying to be mean or censorious(LOL I LEARNED THAT WORD FROM MICHELLE. It mean judgemental. XP) or anything, but seriously. WHAT WORLD DO YOU GUYS LIVE IN?! YOU SERIOUSLY NEED THICK THICK THICK GLASSES. AND EVEN IF YOU ALREADY DO, YOU NEED FATTER ONES!!!

Ok. Whoever voted Kevin, no comment. I don't want to...never mind. Gots to control myself.

MARK?! Lol, sorry, Mark, but I'm pretty sure you don't read this thing, so whatever. But um...how could you vote him?! He's my..I vent to him! HOW DO I LIKE SOMEONE THAT FREELOADS OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE AND IS SUPER MEAN SOMETIMES 'CAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT I THINK?! lol..

Joseph? Uh...I don't see how you can see that. Seeing as we never talk to each other AT ALL. I think you guys are delirious.

Random...i think you guys are the CLOSEST ONES SO FAR. Because...I DON'T LIKE ANYONE! :D Well, I love all of my friends, and stuff, but not like.. like like. o.o. Anyways, I love them all in varying amounts. ;)

Anyways, sorry, I had free time, and I just wanted to check up on things. That's all. Now I havta study for Spanish!! :) Seeya guys.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Adventures!

Heey guys! :) Just came back from trick-or-treating.

So...I got to Michelle's house around 6ish, and then I had to change into my gangsterness, while Michelle contemplated on what to wear. We waited for like, an hour for Helen, because she was LATE cough...lol jk. But anyways, she had to change into a slut.

OMG! But while we were waiting, Michelle straightened my hair, and it felt reaally warm and good...But I was afraid if Michelle would burn my like, head. Or neck. 'Cause I've burned myself on a straightener, and I wasn't even using it. I just like, accidentally touched. That's how klutzy I am. :P

So anyways. Helen came, changed, and Michelle STILL wasn't done with her clothes, 'cause she wanted to wear a preppy thing, but all her tank tops were "too tight", and this one shirt she had was "too tight"...and I said her "skirt" looked like she was going to a funeral. (It was black! I think it was her orchestra skirt.)

Well, Michelle ended up looking like she usually does..except wearing a tank top, and me and Helen tried to get her to put this like, flower clip in her hair. But she wouldn't listen! It took us like, a full 20 minutes to get the thing in her hair because she kept on pulling it out.

Anyways...everyone just like, came to Michelle's house, except for Alex, who we had to go meet. But all the guys were selfish and slowing us down for the CANDY, (translates to they like candy more than Alex)...but eventually we found him in his banana costume! :D

Ok, so the costumes/nicknames:

Me: CHINGSTA!!
Michelle: ....klutzy hawaiian farm girl. :)
Helen: cheerleader slut prostitute. :) (we're so good at costumes!)
Jerry: gangster? He just wore school clothes...
James: RED DRESS! It was like, some kind of star wars thing, and then it was too small, so....it was a dress! :) but he took it off halfway.
Cameron: James's lil bro! He was ELVIS!
Gary: SUPER COOL SNOWBOARDER MOBSTER! lol.
Victor: Mugger..with a bebe gun. D:
Kevin: i don't know what...Nike advertisement?
Jonathan??: I don't really know..He had some kind of costume, but I didn't really pay attention, lol. Sorry...

Anyways. So we walked around..and there were cool decorations, like one was a "car crash", and another was like, a fake ghost on wires, and then the person would pull a string to make it move.
The house were SUPER HUGE, TOO.

So anyways...Helen had to go to the bathroom halfway through, so we stopped at Jerry's house...He had a bunch of Monsters(the drink) there, and I tried some of Gary's, and it was BAD. It tastes like grape medicine mixed with sour skittles...I don't know how people think that's good. (sorry guys).

Anyways, then we finished, and then we ended up at Michelle's house..all the parents started talking, so we were just upstairs goofing around. Helen tried to teach me a pole dancing move, but it didn't really work out.

Lol so stupid. Anyways, then everyone left at the same time, so..I'm home now! :)

Kay..that was my Halloween.

Oh wait! I saw Claudia, Miranda, and Karan, too. Claudia was a bumblebee, and Miranda was a very poofy haired Taylor Swift. Lol it was soo funny...and Karan was like, Harry Potter. But I couldn't even tell until he told us, because he didn't have funky glasses, a hat, or a wand. And I saw Shripal! (I think that's how you spell his name..) He was cat in the hat! :DD

Yup...so that was my Halloween. Gonna eat candy!! :)

Sunday, October 4, 2009

UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 4

btw, this chapter's kinda lame. didn't have much time for it. :) oh. and Alex, please don't be offended. :P

One moment Alex was observing Kevin's machine, and the next - well, he doesn't really know what happened. The machine started vibrating, and then the lights started turning on...kinda like the wave. Sorry, we were learning about wave mechanics the time I wrote this. :P

"Um, Kevin?" Alex called. "What's happening?!" But Kevin was too caught up in his daydreams to hear him.

Alex frantically tried to climb out, but climbing OUT of a machine wasn't as easy as jumping IN. All the time he was yelling Kevin's name, who was very happily ignoring Alex.

Now the lights were shining ACROSS the machine, and...wait...Alex squinted. Were they going THROUGH him? The lines all crisscrosssed, and met at one center point - Alex.

Alex was mesmerized. He felt like...a god (as in Greek). But not just any god. He was...Alex the Sexiest God. Of Sexyness. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING HE WOULD TOTALLY SAY?! XD

Then he felt a burning sensation LOL. SO PERVERTED. going up his body. It hurt like he**. Alex couldn't speak for a moment, and then:

"OHMYGAWD. I'M A BURNING SEXY GOD!!" lol, sorry guys. watched a funny tv show, too. i'm so easily distracted.. Then the voltage from the lights became too much, and Alex blacked out.


"ALEX?! OMG, I just killed someone!!" Kevin was so excited about almost killing Alex that when Alex woke up, he didn't see the change in his eyes. The transformation was complete.

"Alex, are you ok?!" Kevin reached to help Alex up.

"Oh, gross! Ok, don't touch me. I'm too hot for you, anyways." BTW, for some reason, this reminds me of Joseph. I don't know why. It just does. XP

"Um...ok. Well, sorree Alex! I didn't mean to leave you there in the machine!! You're so vulnerable!!" Isn't that so realistic? Kevin would totally say that. :P sorry, kevin.

"Shaddup, Kevin. How DARE you talk to me me like that?! Especially when I've so gratefully let you work for me and my prettyness?!"

"Alex, did you hit your head?"

"No. My head has been perfectly cushioned. Why?"

Kevin was reluctant to answer. Alex had OBVIOUSLY gone crazy, and it was all his fault.

"Kevin. I see what's wrong with you. You haven't transformed yet. :P"

"Alex...there's nothing wrong with ME. You-"

"No. I DON'T want to hear it. Get in the machine!"

"Um, ok, Alex. What are you gonna do?" Kevin asked, as he climbed in.

"Oh, nothin," he replied, as he crossed the wires.

Kevin blacked out, too. :P

sorry, guys. I know this chapter was lame. I was gonna add more, but then I got lazy and tired. And my parents got pissed at me, and then to punish me, they said I had to study my calculator. And they called me stupid and said that I'd better not turn bad and get pregnant. or somthing.

Gawd, life sucks. But thanks for reading :) I'm gonna start Chapter 5, and I promise it'll be better than this one.
VOTE! COMMENT! thanks.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 3

heey guys! how do you like it so far? anyways, this chapter has only kevin and alex in it. sorry, guys! but it's where kevin and alex mess up the machine. :) happy reading!

The first thing Kevin did after entering his room was throwing his stuff down, and then racing to the IT Storage Room. He wanted to see his machine. LOL, THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD.

Kevin was the only person who went to nerd camp last year. He bonded with (as in bribed) the teacher with some gizmo he had on hand, and the teacher gave him the code into the IT Storage Room. It's only supposed to be for Authorized Personnel, since there were many dangerous inventions that didn't work properly in there, but....hey, this was Kevin. He didn't care! (The teacher didn't, either. One more kid gotten rid of!)

Last summer, Kevin found a cylinder/coffin/canoe-ish ALL C'S!!! am i supposed to use an apostrophe for this michelle?! :P thing and he spent a lot of time tricking it up. With just a few finishing touches, it might actually work.

There was a large crash outside. "SHI-iiiiaaatzu," someone said outside. lol. the result of suppressed cussing...

"Alex?!" Kevin called. "Is that you cussing (not really) out there?"

"Yeah. Where are you?"

"Wait, I'll let you in." Kevin opened the door, a bit too fast, and knocked Alex over. AGH! SORRY! But...I had to do it! (lol, my all time excuse. :P but seriously, sorry, alex.)

"WHAT IS THE FU-uuuuggddding problem with everyone today?! Notice he said "everyone", not "me". lol, the vainness of azns... Why does the door open OUT?! Why is there a chair in front of the door?!"

"Um. The chair's there because we're not supposed to be here, and the door opens out because you need a code to get in..." Kevin eyed Alex nervously. "Are you ok? Did you like, get sick with Swine Flu or something? 'Cause maybe your size...your immune system..." SORRY ALEX! PLEASE DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU!!!D:

"SHADDUP. I did NOT get sick!"

"Oh. Sorry..."

"By the way, what's up with this boat?"

Kevin started eagerly. "I found that last year. It's supposed to turn whatever you put into it into water. So if you're like, in the desert, or something, you can drink the sand! :D"

"Um, Kevin? That thing takes like, 2 super macho men to carry. I don't think dehydrated dying people in the desert are going to be lugging that with them."

Kevin's eyebrow started twitching. "I KNOW that, Alex. I'll work on a smaller version once I see if it works. EVERYONE knows that smaller versions take longer to be exact." hey, is that true?

Alex looked hurt. "Ok, then. Well, does it work?"

"It should," Kevin muttered. He grabbed a wooden block and placed it in the machine. Then he flicked a switch on the side.

The waited in an awkward silence.

"Um, I don't think-"

"AARGH!" Kevin started pulling at his messy hair. "What did I do wrong?!" Sorry, Kevin..but i thought that's what you would do. :P

Kevin went to investigate while Alex stepped inside the machine. taking a look around, he saw that there were many little lights on the interior side.

"Oh, haha," Kevin said. "I forgot to cross these wires." Then the machine came to life. The lights blinked on one by one, and they projected beams across the machine. It reminded Kevin of the time Joseph threw skittles at people behind him. It was beautiful! Remember that, guys? at michelle's bday party? :P

And he was going to be rich! He'd be as famous as Einstein, of George Washing Carver! The guy who invented...peanut butter! And he'd be like Michael Jackson! Except he'd be the King of Technology, or something, and he wouldn't have plastic surgery, or eat medications, or die early! BTW, that was my tribute to the King of Pop. :D And then all the girls will want him! It's a dream come true! LOL, SORRY KEVIN! BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT LIKE, INVENTORS THINK OF. RIGHT?! NOT THAT YOU WOULD...BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SORRY! D:

But there was just one problem: Alex was still in it.

Ok, thanks for reading! When everyone gets abducted, the funny stuff will begin! So for now, just read, and comment and vote! :D Thanks! (Btw, sorry for all the hurt feelings, if there are any.)