Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Adventures!

Heey guys! :) Just came back from trick-or-treating.

So...I got to Michelle's house around 6ish, and then I had to change into my gangsterness, while Michelle contemplated on what to wear. We waited for like, an hour for Helen, because she was LATE cough...lol jk. But anyways, she had to change into a slut.

OMG! But while we were waiting, Michelle straightened my hair, and it felt reaally warm and good...But I was afraid if Michelle would burn my like, head. Or neck. 'Cause I've burned myself on a straightener, and I wasn't even using it. I just like, accidentally touched. That's how klutzy I am. :P

So anyways. Helen came, changed, and Michelle STILL wasn't done with her clothes, 'cause she wanted to wear a preppy thing, but all her tank tops were "too tight", and this one shirt she had was "too tight"...and I said her "skirt" looked like she was going to a funeral. (It was black! I think it was her orchestra skirt.)

Well, Michelle ended up looking like she usually does..except wearing a tank top, and me and Helen tried to get her to put this like, flower clip in her hair. But she wouldn't listen! It took us like, a full 20 minutes to get the thing in her hair because she kept on pulling it out.

Anyways...everyone just like, came to Michelle's house, except for Alex, who we had to go meet. But all the guys were selfish and slowing us down for the CANDY, (translates to they like candy more than Alex)...but eventually we found him in his banana costume! :D

Ok, so the costumes/nicknames:

Me: CHINGSTA!!
Michelle: ....klutzy hawaiian farm girl. :)
Helen: cheerleader slut prostitute. :) (we're so good at costumes!)
Jerry: gangster? He just wore school clothes...
James: RED DRESS! It was like, some kind of star wars thing, and then it was too small, so....it was a dress! :) but he took it off halfway.
Cameron: James's lil bro! He was ELVIS!
Gary: SUPER COOL SNOWBOARDER MOBSTER! lol.
Victor: Mugger..with a bebe gun. D:
Kevin: i don't know what...Nike advertisement?
Jonathan??: I don't really know..He had some kind of costume, but I didn't really pay attention, lol. Sorry...

Anyways. So we walked around..and there were cool decorations, like one was a "car crash", and another was like, a fake ghost on wires, and then the person would pull a string to make it move.
The house were SUPER HUGE, TOO.

So anyways...Helen had to go to the bathroom halfway through, so we stopped at Jerry's house...He had a bunch of Monsters(the drink) there, and I tried some of Gary's, and it was BAD. It tastes like grape medicine mixed with sour skittles...I don't know how people think that's good. (sorry guys).

Anyways, then we finished, and then we ended up at Michelle's house..all the parents started talking, so we were just upstairs goofing around. Helen tried to teach me a pole dancing move, but it didn't really work out.

Lol so stupid. Anyways, then everyone left at the same time, so..I'm home now! :)

Kay..that was my Halloween.

Oh wait! I saw Claudia, Miranda, and Karan, too. Claudia was a bumblebee, and Miranda was a very poofy haired Taylor Swift. Lol it was soo funny...and Karan was like, Harry Potter. But I couldn't even tell until he told us, because he didn't have funky glasses, a hat, or a wand. And I saw Shripal! (I think that's how you spell his name..) He was cat in the hat! :DD

Yup...so that was my Halloween. Gonna eat candy!! :)

Friday, October 30, 2009

OMG gonna rant like Alex. :D

Heey guys. Currently life sucks, so I'm just gonna vent like Alex! :D

Ok, so first. I hate in PE, how there's free day, right? Ok, so I like free day and all, but i HATE how some people just join our little group of basketball, or volleyball, or whatever, and they don't play. They take the ball and like, make us wait for them while they have their little fun and try to act all funny, and entertain us, but in reality they're just stupid bums who seriously need a life.

Lol ok next. Um....OMG. I HATE IT when some people (cough cough my sister) just like...always nose into other people's business. Like, so my parents are mad at me, right? And they'll be lecturing me, and then all of a sudden my sister pops out and she's like, "Well, I DIDN'T do that! I'm so good, right Mommy?" Ok, seriously, I don't know where she gets that. I never do that to her... But anyways, it's not just her. Some other people just like, go into everyone's business, and they're like, oblivious to all the subliminal messages people are sending to tell them to GO AWAY. Or, as some other very bad people would say, FUCK OFF. lol, sorry, had to do that. ;)

Yeah.....OMG. I also HATE IT when people are like, they say something, and then you don't hear it, and then they're like, nevermind. It's not my fault if I don't hear it the first time! Usually I'm just preoccupied probably. So for my sake, please reply again. :)

OMG. I ALSO HATE IT HOW PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE "I need to tell you a secret!!" And then the other people are like, "I WANT TO KNOW!!" But obviously, they aren't supposed to know. Lol, of course I don't really feel mad when I'm getting told something, but I guess to be fair, I don't really like it. I hate how they make such a big deal and are trying to make people feel jealous, so they'll get more attention.

Also, speaking of attention, I really don't like how people are all like, "Oh no, my pants are ugly!" Or something like that. And then they expect you to compliment them and be all like, "Oh, of course not! I like their sparklyness!" Or something stupid like that. But see, like me, I try to make them happy. And I don't know if they want me to say the truth or lie. So I'll just be like, "Ok, yeah, I don't like the holes in them". And then they get MAD at me for just repeating what they said. THAT'S STUPID. If you want people to compliment you, don't say that you're fat or whatever so they'll say you won't. Because most of the time they're just probably trying to make you feel better, anyways. And if you have friends like me, you'll probably end up getting your feelings hurt. :P

Ok, I only have time for that much right now. Expect more later!!

~credits to Alex for venting like this. :)

Monday, October 26, 2009

HOLAS GUYS!

Hey guys. I realized I haven't like, really really said hi to you guys in a while and meant it.

so....holas. I'm Awesome Jenny, and just in case, don't get surprised if you get blinded with my awesomeness. ;P

So...I gots a bunch of awesome yet spazzy friends who all want to be various weird things in life, and...without them, I totally wouldn't be able to compare myself with them and still be awesome. LOL JK GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL! :D

Yeah...so....
I know I always rant on this thing, and I'm trying to change my temper problems, but I suck at that. :( My awesomeness doesn't apply there.

So anyways...I just wanted to introduce myself, but I got off topic. :) Kay, so..lotsa awesome friends, i'm awesome.....i think that's about it. 'cause if i reveal too much, you guys might stalk me. ;)

OH! AND GO CHECK OUT ALEX'S NEW BLOG!! :D http://www.whereblogscometodie.blogspot.com/
:) I know, it's a weird url, but whatever. It's alex's! :) haha jk.
GO CHECK IT OUT! HIS RANTS ARE ON THERE! :D

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Just Venting.

hi guys. :) Your awesome buddy here!

So...it's like, been a month and a half into the school year, and Halloween's coming up soon! :) I took a quiz on facebook, and it said that for Halloween, I should be a scarecrow. I can't believe I've never thought of that before! :D But it looked all slutty.

Anyways, I think we should all plan something and go trick or treating together. :3 wouldn't that be so fun?!

Ahh....but that's not really the reason I'm venting. This month I have a bunch of birthday parties, and my parents are all pissed at me. I asked them if I could go to church like, once or twice, and they blew up and was all like: "IT'S ONLY YOU AND YOUR LITTLE NUMBER OF FRIENDS. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME MORE WHITE FRIENDS?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM?! THIS IS AMERICA, NOT CHINA. EVERYONE'S RACIST AGAINST US HERE, SO YOU NEEDA WORK TEN TIMES HARDER JUST TO WORK UNDER THEM."

that was my mom.

And then they were all: "YOU'RE STARTING TO GET ALL DISTRACTED. YOUR FRIENDS ARE HAVING A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU. STOP HANGING OUT WITH BOYS. LOOK AT ___. SHE GOT TO DUKE. AND THEN THIS GIRL, ____WENT TO UT AUSTIN. AND THIS GIRL WENT TO RICE. THEIR PARENTS WERE VERY STRICT WITH THEM, AND NOW THEY'RE AT ALL THE GOOD COLLEGES. WHAT ABOUT YOU?! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?! ARE YOU GOING TO GO BEG ON THE STREETS?!"

and then my dad was all: "LOOK AT HOW STUPID YOU ARE! I DID WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN MATH IN 6TH GRADE! I USED TO COOK FOR MY PARENTS. AND DON'T TURN ON THE RADIO. ALL THAT JUNK MAKES MY HEAD HURT."

that was kinda random. but they're always pissed at me.

"WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY BIRTHDAY PARTIES THIS MONTH?!"

"um..I have friends."

"IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME FRIENDS. MAKE NEWER ONES. WE NEED TO BE MORE STRICT WITH YOU."

(BTW, this was all said in Chinese, and I shortened it. It went on for like, half an hour.)

But I mean SERIOUSLY! MORE STRICT WITH ME?!?!?!?! I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BIKE TO SCHOOL, AND NOW THEY'RE LIMITING MY FRIENDS!!! I CAN'T TEXT, I BARELY GET ON GMAIL, I TRY MY BEST IN SCHOOL, AND THEY'RE STILL NOT SATISFIED!!!

I barely even have a life, and they're still trying to take it away from me.

SHEESEEEESH. I WANNA CUSS SO BADLY RIGHT NOW, BUT THIS IS PUBLIC INTERNET.

ah, what the hell. who fuckin cares. and i'm sorry, michelle. i know you're like, the ideal christian, and i'm not supposed to cuss, and i'm supposed to be all holy and whatnot, and like, pray, and let God wash away all my sins.

BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT, OK?! IF I WAS THE IDEAL PERFECT CHRISTIAN THAT GOD WANTS, I'D BE LIKE GAHNDI. AND GET MURDERED. OR ABE LINCOLN. AND GET MURDERED. sorry, Lord, but I'm not in a good mood right now. ill apologize later.

For those of you that don't know me, you're probably finding this really amusing, and probably are wondering if I take anger management classes. The answer to that is no. Because if i did, i'd fail. Which would get me killed by parents. 'cause azns don't fail, apparently. It's in our blood.

gaaah. ok, I feel a bit better now. Anyways, if you're having second thoughts about being friends with me, it's ok. I'm gonna MOVE ANYWAYS.

'CAUSE MY PARENTS WANT A BIGGER HOUSE. AND A CHEAPER ONE. AND THEY WANT ME TO MAKE NEW AND WHITE FRIENDS. SO I HAVTA MOVE. Even though i still getta go to the same high school...

But I just think it's really stupid how they never see my point of view. I highly doubt that they were all perfect when they were my age. And it's not like I'm the one that has a bad attitude. they're probably causing most of it. especially with all the STRESS GOING AROUND ME!!

gawd. this sucks. and i reaaaallly wanna go to church.
sigh. i wonder how i'll end up when i grow up. for all i know, i might die tomorrow.
but anyways, thanks for ...visiting the blog. :]

UNTITLED STORY-CHAPTER 4

btw, this chapter's kinda lame. didn't have much time for it. :) oh. and Alex, please don't be offended. :P

One moment Alex was observing Kevin's machine, and the next - well, he doesn't really know what happened. The machine started vibrating, and then the lights started turning on...kinda like the wave. Sorry, we were learning about wave mechanics the time I wrote this. :P

"Um, Kevin?" Alex called. "What's happening?!" But Kevin was too caught up in his daydreams to hear him.

Alex frantically tried to climb out, but climbing OUT of a machine wasn't as easy as jumping IN. All the time he was yelling Kevin's name, who was very happily ignoring Alex.

Now the lights were shining ACROSS the machine, and...wait...Alex squinted. Were they going THROUGH him? The lines all crisscrosssed, and met at one center point - Alex.

Alex was mesmerized. He felt like...a god (as in Greek). But not just any god. He was...Alex the Sexiest God. Of Sexyness. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING HE WOULD TOTALLY SAY?! XD

Then he felt a burning sensation LOL. SO PERVERTED. going up his body. It hurt like he**. Alex couldn't speak for a moment, and then:

"OHMYGAWD. I'M A BURNING SEXY GOD!!" lol, sorry guys. watched a funny tv show, too. i'm so easily distracted.. Then the voltage from the lights became too much, and Alex blacked out.


"ALEX?! OMG, I just killed someone!!" Kevin was so excited about almost killing Alex that when Alex woke up, he didn't see the change in his eyes. The transformation was complete.

"Alex, are you ok?!" Kevin reached to help Alex up.

"Oh, gross! Ok, don't touch me. I'm too hot for you, anyways." BTW, for some reason, this reminds me of Joseph. I don't know why. It just does. XP

"Um...ok. Well, sorree Alex! I didn't mean to leave you there in the machine!! You're so vulnerable!!" Isn't that so realistic? Kevin would totally say that. :P sorry, kevin.

"Shaddup, Kevin. How DARE you talk to me me like that?! Especially when I've so gratefully let you work for me and my prettyness?!"

"Alex, did you hit your head?"

"No. My head has been perfectly cushioned. Why?"

Kevin was reluctant to answer. Alex had OBVIOUSLY gone crazy, and it was all his fault.

"Kevin. I see what's wrong with you. You haven't transformed yet. :P"

"Alex...there's nothing wrong with ME. You-"

"No. I DON'T want to hear it. Get in the machine!"

"Um, ok, Alex. What are you gonna do?" Kevin asked, as he climbed in.

"Oh, nothin," he replied, as he crossed the wires.

Kevin blacked out, too. :P

sorry, guys. I know this chapter was lame. I was gonna add more, but then I got lazy and tired. And my parents got pissed at me, and then to punish me, they said I had to study my calculator. And they called me stupid and said that I'd better not turn bad and get pregnant. or somthing.

Gawd, life sucks. But thanks for reading :) I'm gonna start Chapter 5, and I promise it'll be better than this one.
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